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Q: Is It Safe If Penis Is Kept In The Vagina When Sleeping?
A: Usually When The Penis Returns To Flaccid State, It Will Slide Out Of The Vagina. Even If Does Not, Be Rest Assured The Vagina Will Not Have It For Breakfast.
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Q. I Am A 36-Year-Old Man. Six Months Ago I Had Sex With A Housewife. Then, I Made As Many As 220 Strokes In The 40 Minus Of Our Intercourse. Today, I Could Only Reach 180 In The Same Time. Please Reply. I Am Worried.
A: Do Take Part In The Commonwealth Games Since You Seem Like An Athlete. My Advice Is To Enjoy The Act And Stop Counting. Do Give A Thought To Whether You Are Satisfying Your Partner Or Not!
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Q: I Am A 25-Year-Old Man. My Penis Is Short And Small In Diameter. When Aroused, Its Size Increases To Resemble A ¾ Inch Pvc Pipe. I Have Heard That There Are Capsules Available That Help Increase The Size. Please Advise.
A: As Plenty Of Water Can Pass Through A Pvc Pipe, Similarly More Than Enough Semen Can Pass Out Of Your Penis.
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Q: I Have Heard That Any Kind Of Acidic Substance Can Prevent Pregnancy. Can I Pour Some Drops Of Lemon Or Orange Juice In My Girlfriends Vagina After The Intercourse? Will It Harm Her?
A: Are You A Bhel Puri Vendor? Where Did You Get This Weird Idea From? There Are Many Other Safe And Easy Methods Of Birth Control. You Can Consider Using A Condom.
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Q: I’m A 19yr Old Girl & I’m Pregnant How Do I Tell My Parents?
A: If You Can Open Your Legs Then Why Not Your Mouth.