A boss said to his secretary “I want to have SE# with U.I will make it very FAST. I’ll throw Ghc1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I’ll be DONE.” She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but”Ask him for GHc 2,000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn’t even have enough time to undressed himself.” So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call his girlfriend, he asks, “what happened?” She responds,”The Bustard used COINS, I’m still PICKING and he is still Doin the job!!!😅😅😋 Boy friend fainted..Make someone happy and laugh …
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इधर लौंडे ने पिज्जा बर्गर खिलाया, स्कूटी चलाना सिखाया,
रिचार्ज कराया ,उसके हर प्रोफाइल पिक्चर पर नाईस डी पी कमेंट किया👍👌😘
और उधर डिस्कवरी चैनल पर बंदर ने पेड की डाल पर दो बार गुलाटी मारी और मादा सम्भोग के लिये तैयार हो गई🐒🐒
साला लानत है ऐसी जिन्दगी पर…😬😬
😫😫😫😫😫
Teacher : ” *Rai ka pahad banana”*
Give one example of d above.
Student : *”Padded Bra”*
Teacher : *Get out!*
ભૂરો:ડોક્ટર સાહેબ હું કોન્ડોમ પેહેરતો હોવા છતાં
મારે 5 છોકરાં છે
ડૉક્ટર :તમે કોન્ડોમ કાઈ રીતે પહેરો છે ?
ભૂરો :જેટલું ચઢે છે એટલું ચઢાવું છું
બાકી વધેલું આગળથી કાપી નાખું છું..
ડૉક્ટર:ભાગ #### …..
स्वामी जी सत्संग में–
..जो इस जनम में नर है वो अगले जनम में भी नर ही रहेगा,,
और जो नारी है वो भी अगले जनम में नारी बनके ही पैदा होगी…
तभी एक बुढ़िया उठ के जाने लगी…..
स्वामी–कहाँ जा रही हो..?
बुढ़िया.—जब अगले जनम में भी मरवानी है…..तो सत्संग सुनने से क्या फायदा..??
..😅😅😅😂😂
Wife Pings Husband On Whatsapp:
“Call kr bc balance khtm ho gya hai ! Waiting !!”
……
It Took 15 Minutes For Husband To come out of shock and
understand that “bc” means “Because”..😝😝😂😂😂😝
रोहित शर्मा ने विराट को मेसेज किया है भाई तुम टेंशन मत लो तुम उधर आराम से ठोको इधर हम ठोक रहे है 😉