The Sardar is back …. 😉
Teacher –
नाड़े ko english में kya kehte hai…???
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Santa – P.H.D🐊.
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Teacher -kya….???
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Santa –
Pyjaama Holding Device.🐊.
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Teacher behosh..!! 😜😜😁😳😳😁😁💃💃
Santa public toilet gaya or 1ghante baad nikla.
Jamadar bola : 20 rs.
Santa -: Saale Bathroom mai baithta tha
CYBER CAFE main nahi..!
😨😳😁😁😀😃😄
Santa Sharab pite pite
Rone Laga…
Banta: Kya hua Ro Q
Rahe Ho?
Santa: Yaar Jis Ladki ko
Bhulane ke Liye Pi raha
tha Uska Naam Yaad
Nahi Aa Raha..
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😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
This 1 is a killer 1 …..
Teacher- beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?
Pappu – iska matlab ki tiger online hai.😂
😍
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Ultimate Hit!!
Sardar ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha
hain?
Sardar ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola
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“Vidhwa Aurat….😜😃😝
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Height of Confidence :
Son : school nai jaunga !
Mom – kyu ?
Son : job karunga.
Mom – class 1 pad ke kya job karega nalayak !!
Son : KG ki ladkiyo ko tution padhaunga …
Always be confident ..
😋😋😋
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Shaadi mein sardar bahut der se khana kha raha tha…kisi ne pucha kab tak khaoge ?
Sardar – Mai toh khud pareshan hoon …..par card me likha hai,
“Dinner 7-12pm”😂
😂😝
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Aaj fir ek sardar ne kamaal kar diya.
Ek sardar bank me aake so gaya.
Jante ho kyun……?
Bank ke board pe likha tha,
SONE PE LOAN MILEGA………😀😂😜