My favourite jokes – Ek Angreji Smith Familly Ko Kisi Ne Bataya Ki India Mein Business Acha Hai
To Unhone Apna Business India Set Karne Ki Sochi Aur India Mein Aa Gaya
Par Un Becharo Ki Hindi Bahut Kharab Thhi, Unhone Kafi Koshish Ki Par Sudhaar Na Paye
Ek Din Unke Yahan Naukri Ke Liye Ek Bihari Aadmi Aaya Jiska Naam Ganpat Rai Thha
Mr Smith Ne Uska Interview Liya
Mr.Smith: “Gaand Phatt Raha Hai..???” (He Tried To Say Ganpat Rai, But Due To Bad English He Pronounsed So)
Bihari: “Nahi Sahab, Jayda Nahi Thoda-Thoda Phatt Raha Hai”
Mr.Smith (Gusse Se): “Wat Thoda-Thoda Phatt Raha Hai?? Tumhare Application Mein Likha Hai Tumhara Gaand Phatt Raha Hai”
Bihari: “Thik Hai Sahab Ji, Ab Likha Hai Toh Phatt Hi Raha Hoga”
Mr.Smith: “Tum Daily Maraata Hai…???” (Tum Delhi Mein Rehta Hai.)
Bihari: “Daily Nahi Sahab Kabhi-Kabhi Maraata Hai”
Mr.Smith: “Wat Kabhi-Kabhi Maraata Hai..??? Tumhare Application Me Likha Hai Tum Daily Maraata Hai”
Bihari: “Thik Hai Sahab Ji”
Bihari Got The Job, Lekin Usko Smith K Ghar Ka Kaam Bhi Kaarna Padhta Tha
Job’s 1st Day
Mr.Smith: “Aaj Tum Sabse Pehle Humari Biwi Ko Gaadi Me Chodega (Chodega, To Drop) Phir Humari Beti Ko Aur Phir Humko”
Bihari: “Sahab Aapki Biwi Aur Beti Toh Chalegi Par Main Aapko Nahi Chod Sakta”
Mr.Smith: “Kyun Nahi Chodega..????? Chodo Warna Hum Tumko Nikaal Dega”
Bihari Agreed To Do So. Par Kisi Vajah Se Smith Khud Hi Chala Gaya
Kuch Din Baad Smith Ki Beti Ghar Pe Akele Thi. Woh Party Me Jaane Ke Liye Taiyaar Ho Rahi Thi.
Us Se Apni Bra Piche Se Baandhtey Nahi Ban Rahi Thi, Toh Usne Ganpat Rai Ko Bulaya
Daughter: “Gaand Phatt Raha Hai, Gaand Phatt Raha Hai.”
Bihari: “Ji Memsahab”
Daughter: “Humare Piche Se Gaand Maaro” (Humara Piche Se Gaanth Bandho, To Note)
Bihari: “Yeh Aap Kya Bol Rahi Ho Madam, Sahab Ko Pata Chala Toh Naukri Se Nikaal Denge”
Daughter: “Tum Hamari Gaand Maro Nahi To Hum Tumhe Naukri Se Nikal Denge”
Bihari Apna Lund Nikaalta Hai Aur Smith Ki Beti Ki Piche Se Gaand Maarne Lag Jata Hai
Daughter Dard Se Chillate Hue: “Gaand Phatt Raha Hai, Gaand Phatt Raha Hai” (Ganpat Rai, Ganpat Rai)
Bihari: “Ab Hamara 8 Inch Ka Hai Memsaab, Gaand To Phategi Hi Na“