Teacher Santa Se Puchta Hai: “Aaj Tu Late Kyu Aya Hai?”
Santa: “Madam Ji Aaj Main Apni Cow Ko Bull Ke Pass Leke Gaya Thha Mating (Sex) Ke Liye”
Teacher: “Par Ye Kam To Tera Baap Bhi Kar Sakta Thha”
Santa: “Ji Kar To Sakte Thhe Par Bull Jyada Acha Karta Hai“