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-Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui….

Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..par chalo tum Jal-jeera hi de do..!! 

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Narendra Modi ki Door ki Soch: Nawaz Sharif aur Hamid Karjai ko isliye bulaya taanki Shapath Grahan Samroh me koi Aatanki Hamla na ho !!!

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-Narendra Modi ne ki Nawaj Sharif ko pehli saja…..2 ghanta shapath samorah bithake rakha, na hilne diya na bolne.Uparse baju main Manmohan ko bitha diya! Baat kare to kisse kare..!! 

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In the mean time,Rahul Gandhi to Sonia: “Mummy jita to me tha, to fir shapath Smriti Irani kyu le rahi hai !!! 



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Rahul Gandhi Finishing homework !! Pappu and Congress !! Madam Sonia gandhi watching him !! Congress !!! No Chhota Bheem Today !! Doing Homework !!!! Rahul Gandhi Finishing homework !! Pappu and Congress !! Madam Sonia gandhi watching him !! Congress

Whatsapp jokes Just for fun !!



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Rashtrapati Bhawan me party

Waiter to Advaniji: sir kya lenge?

Advaniji:..Beta leni to shapath thi.par ab tum jaljeera hi de do!!


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I’m an outstanding student 
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I always stand out of my class 

Arvind Kejriwal !!


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Arvind Kejriwal took the movie NAYAK too seriously.
Manmohan Singh took the movie PUSHPAK too seriously.

Now, Digvijay Singh took the movie CHEENI KUM too seriously!!!



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After the elections, Manmohan ji went back to punjab. As usual, he took his chetak scooter, filled petrol for 50Rs and went to the market.

After a little while, his scooter sputtered and died. He’d forgotten that petrol now costs Rs 75/litre. Cursing his luck, he pushed hisscooter to the market.

He bought vegetables, gave a 100 rupee note to the sabjiwala and waited to receive the balance. But sabjiwala wanted 5 Rs more. Promising to give it the next day, he went and caught a bus home.

Without realizing that the minimum charge is now 7 Rs, he gave his last 2 Rs to the conductor.

After getting kicked out of the bus, he started walking home.

One question was still bothering him
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Saaalaa…
How the hell did we manage to win 44 seats….!!!!????

Just for fun only !!!



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Narendra Modi become 15th PM of India !! Main Narendra Damodar Modi….. India got new PM !!!

aa gai Modi Sarkar !! Swagat nahi Karoge !! 
#IndiaShine, #ModiCabinate, Jai Ho India !!
Narendra Modi become 15th PM of India !!


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One day Manmohan Singh will retire and his autobiography will be called :
“3 Mistakes of My Life :
2G,
3G &

and now

Sonia G”.
Just for fun !!



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Short n sweet

India is moving from
A sardar PM to
Asardar PM

AA gai Modi Sarkar !!!
#ModiCabinates
#NarendraModi !!



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Jai Ho India !!!  One of Great day of History of India !!! Congratulation Mr Narendra Modi as PM !!! Modi Swearing as Prime Minister of India !!
#ModiCabinate, #ModiTakesCharge, 
Jai Ho India !!!  One of Great day of History of India !!!  Congratulation Mr Narendra Modi as PM !!! Modi Swearing as Prime Minister of India !!



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Seeta Aur Geeta !! Tiger Shroff and Priyanka Gandhi !!!
Tiger Shroff meme and jokes !!!
Seeta Aur Geeta !! Tiger Shroff and Priyanka Gandhi !!!


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Yaar Italy to aa gaya but ye Chhota Bheem ka timing kya hoga ? Rahul Gandhi !!
Rahul Gandhi Jokes / Meme
Yaar Italy to aa gaya but ye Chhota Bheem ka timing kya hoga ? Rahul Gandhi and Chhota Bheem


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Kismat ho to Narendra Modi jaisi !! Na parliament me opposition hai na ghar pe Biwi hai !!! 
Kismat ho to Narendra Modi jaisi !! No opposition No Wife !!


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Rahul Gandhi needs to marry now.😅😅

Only a wife can teach you how to survive in the opposition.

With a Mother you are always in the ruling party.



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Difference between Manmohan Singh and Narendra Modi !!! Gandhi Family

Manmohan Singh and Rahul Gandhi !!!
How Narendra modi change india ?  
 Gandhi Family lost its destiny under Rahul Gandhi !! 


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Invitee list for the swearing-in ceremony of prime minister-designate Narendra Modi.

Here is Guest list for Narendra Modi Swearing-in

  • Amitabh Bachchan
  • Rajinikanth
  • Salman Khan
  • Veteran singer Lata Mangeshkar
  • Former Presidents A.P.J. Abdul Kalam 
  • Former Presidents Pratibha Patil
  • General secretary Suresh Soni of RSS
  • Prime minister Manmohan Singh
  • Mamata Banerjee
  • J Jayalalitha
  • Prithviraj Chauhan
  • Bhupinder Singh Hooda
  • Omar Abdullah
  • Tarun Gogoi
  • Jitan Ram Manjhi
  • Oomen Chandy
  • Sachin Tendulkar
  • Ratan Tata


Leaders of South Asia Association for Regional Cooperation (SAARC) Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif, Sri Lanka President President Mahinda Rajapaksa and Bangladesh Premier Sheikh Hasina have been invited to Narendra Modi’s swearing-in as Prime Minister on May 26. Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai, Bhutan Prime Minister Tshering Tobgay, Nepal Prime Minister Sushil Koirala and Maldivian President Abdulla Yameen Abdul Gayoom also invited.

Do Rahul Gandhi and Sonia Gandhi attend ceremony ? Still waiting for confirmation.

Shapath Vidhi, #Verdict2014, #ModiTakesCharge, @NarendraModi, #modicabinates

Time: 26th May 2014 at 6pm
Venue: Rashtrapati Bhavan, New Delhi



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BJP probable Cabinet 

Home – Rajnath Singh
Finance- Subramanyam Swami
Foreign- Arun Jaitley
Defense- Sushma Swaraj
Railway- Vainkaiyaa Naidu
Urban Development- Nitin Gadkari
Agriculture- Gopinath Munde
Rural Development- Ananat Gite
Health – Harshwardhan
Law- Ravishankar Prasad
Commerce – SS Ahluvalia
Telecom- Anant Kumar
Coal- Hansraj Ahir
Petrolium- Ramvilas Paswan
Heavy Industry- Aanandrao Adsul
Aviation- Shahnavaj Hussain
Minority- Mukhtaar Abbas Nakvi
Parliamentary Affairs- Sunlmitra
Mahajan
Women & Child Welfare- Anupriya
Patel
HRD- BS Yedurappa
Water Resources- Purusoottam
Rupala
Sports- Kirti Aazad
Tourism- Sripad Naik
Cultural – Minakshi Lekhi
Information- Jagdambika Pal
Corporate Affair- Anurag Thakur
Conventional Energy – BC Khanduri
NRI- Rajiv Pratap Rudhi
Social Justice- Bandar Dattatray
Home MoS- Satyapal Singh
Defense- MoS- VK Singh
Agriculture MoS- Raju Shetty
Social Justice MoS- Ramdas
Aathvale
Law MoS- Kirit Somaiyaa
Sports Mos- Rajyawardhan Rathod
Speaker- MM Joshi
LK Advani – NDA president

BJP narendra modi shapath Vidhi !! 26th may 2014 on Monday !! New Delhi !!!


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No matter what version of “WinRAR” Congress may use to Archive @pmoIndia ,Evaluation key shall always be with Modiji #ModiTakesCharge

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#ModiTakesCharge : 
He will give our nation :
Uni-TEA
Equali-TEA
Safe-TEA
Prosperi-TEA

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Urban Dictionary has added a new word: ‘Congressed’ (verb, adj). It means getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed.
Eg – I got “Congressed” at Work Yesterday

Congress jokes !! Rahul Gandhi Jokes !!


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Narendra Modi first leader who made the youth of this India take interest in politics : Effect of Narendra Modi 
Narendra Modi first leader who made the youth of this India take interest in politics : Effect of Narendra Modi
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar !!


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News: Modi PM banenge to ANANDI Gujrat ki CM Hongi.
Rahul: To fir BALIKA VADHU band ho jayega Kya ?



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Modiji aapse ek hi saawal







Kya shaadi shuda logo ke bhi aache din ayenge??😜😜😜


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Urban Dictionary has added a new word: ‘Congressed’ (verb, adj). It means getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed.
Eg – I got “Congressed” at Work Yesterday


 Gf: jaanu aaj milte hain ..
 Bf: kahan milna hai?

 Gf: koi sunsaan jagah jahan koi na ho ..
 Bf: theek hai, ek ghante me congress office me milte  hain ..

Congress jokes, rahul gandhi jokes !!



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Sonia gandhi gave her resignation to Sonia gandhi which was rejected by Sonia gandhi bcos Sonia gandhi said resignation is not a solution.

 Sonia gandhi said resignation is not a solution.

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Modiji aapse ek hi saawal







Kya shaadi shuda logo ke bhi aache din ayenge??😜😜😜
Parents Take Note:- 

When U Force Ur Child Into A Profession Against His Interest/Wish, The Result Will Be Rahul Gandhi. 



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Digvijay Singh on Honeymoon after election results !!! Exit polls results better !!
Digvijay Singh on Honeymoon after election results !!! Exit polls results better !!


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This reminds me of a famous add of Rahul baba

Are yaha atm tha…kaha gaya??
Are yaha fly over tha …kaha gaya??
Are yaha airport tha …kaha gaya??
Are yaha metro thi …kaha gayi??
Are yaha Congress thi …kaha gai??

Rahul Gandhi jokes !!!



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Incredible India…..

Pichle 10 saal se yahan par “sarkar” nahin thi……

ab “opposition” nahin hai…….

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Forget Tigers …….

Save “congress” only 50 left

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In another news, Barak Obama has applied for the visa of Gujarat. 


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Agar aap ab ki baar modi sarkar sun sun ke pak chuke hain, to suniye kuchh naya…

Surakshit Kaale mere baal, Pagal ho gaya Kejriwal

Chyavanprash ho Sona Chandi, Nahin Jeetega Rahul Gandhi

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Ab to Congress ke bhi achche din aane wale hain
ND tiwari ke baad, Digvijay Bhabhi laane wale hain!

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Upar Chhatri, Neeche Chhaya
Bhaag Rahul, Modi Aaya!!

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Rahul jahan bhi ho Ghar aa jao, mata aur bahen dono paresan hai. Koi kuchh nahi kahega, sari jimmedari Manmohan uncle ne li hai. Jaldi aajao bas…

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New Congress slogan :
Abki baar……..
Antim sanskaar

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Urgent Update – Pakistan declares On GeoTv – we don’t want Kashmir now…but we will not give karachi.

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Pakistan mein dast rokne ki bikri mein aaj subah se apratyashit badhawa dekhne ko mila hai!!

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16 May 2014 ko dopahar delhi railway station se pakistan ke liye special train rawana hogi..
Shahrukh Khan, Lalu Yadav sahi jin bhi mahanubhaavo ne Modi ke PM banne par desh chhodne ki ghoshna ki thi, wo sabhi samay pat station pahunch jaayein!

1) 5 saal se bade bachcho ka poora ticket lagega (Rahul Gandhi Ka Bhi)
2) Jeb Katro se saawdhaan (Train mein chidambaram bhi honge)
3) Nav-vivahit jode ke liye S-1 mein seat rahegi (Diggi Raja)

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Aap ke paas Seatein Chaar
Ab ki baar Modi Sarkar!!

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Finally, the bizarre is over and here goes the awards for different category.
Best Actor- Aravind Kejriwal
Best Debut child actor- Rahul Gandhi
Best female actor in supporting role- Mamta Banerjee
Best female actor in negative role- Soniya Gandhi
Best actor in comic role- Digvijay Singh
Life time achievment award-Lal Krishna Advani
Movie of the year-Abki baar Modi Sarkar
Its heard that Anurag Basu has approached Manmohan Singh for “Barfi 2″.



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Maa Bolegi:

Modi ki tarah PM banna hai na?

Phir?

Rahul ki jaisi harkat kyun ki??

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Ab Manmohan ki tarah chup kyun khada hai?

Bol nahin to Kejriwal ki tarah thappad khayega!!



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Latest news:Himesh Reshimayy as Xpose managed to get more seats than Congress

NAMO victory proved that a man can only succeed when his mother is near & wife away…

Breaking News : Obama caught doing garba practice in white house 



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That Awesome Feeling wen u realize that the total seats of Congress from whole Country is less than BJP’s Seats in UP alone


62 = 73. . . .

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Modi: Rahul the results have come
Rahul: What is it?
Modi: You have got a KT in 21 states

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Modi is planning to change name of “whatsapp” to “kem chho” 
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Arnab: BJP needs 272 to win.

Alia Bhatt: In how many overs??


Good news for congress scoring under 50 seats!

They can now form a whatsapp group without missing out any MP. Whatsapp group member limit is 50… 



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Arvind Kejriwal got new job !! Kejriwal meme !!
Kejriwal as SafaiWala !!

Kejriwal ko laga vo ek baar shila Dikshit se lad rahe hai !!! par ye to ek gujju hai !! Kejriwal ki vaat laga di !!
Arvind Kejriwal got new job !! Kejriwal meme !!


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Narendra Modi enter only as CM and PM in Assembly and Parliament !! 
Narendra Modi as PM !!
Narendra Modi enter only as CM and PM in Assembly and Parliament !!


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After Results of election

1. BJP will travel in Airbus A-320. 
 ( 320 seats )

2. Congress will travel in One Train Compartment.
 ( 72 seats )

3. AAP will travel in Auto
( 3 seats ) . 😄😜

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16 मई 2014 को दोपहर दिल्ली रेल्वे स्टेशन से पाकीस्थान के लिये स्पेशल ट्रेन रवाना होगी शाहरूख खान, लालू यादव, सैम पित्रोदा सहीत जिन भी महानूभावो ने मोदी के P.M. बनने पर देश छोडने की घोषणा की थी वह सभी समय पर स्टेसन पहूच जाये

1) 5साल से बडे बच्चो का पूरा टिकीट लगेगा (राहूल गाँधी का भी)
2) जेब कतरो से सावधान (ट्रेन मे चितमबरम भी होगे)
3) नवविवाहित जोडो के लिये S-1 मे सीट रहेगी (दिग्गी राजा)
4) सफर के दौरान दूसरो के समान पर नजर ना डाले (अभीषेक मनू सिँघवी)

just for fun !!


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Breaking news:-
Pakistan announces….we don’t want Kashmir now…but we will not give karachi! 😔

Just for fun!!


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No More Burgers 
Start Fafda, Handva, Jalebi and Dhokla !! Narendra Modi is coming !!!
More Burgers  Start Fafda, Handva, Jalebi and Dhokla !! Narendra Modi is coming !! After narendra modi Win
Election Commission confuse on counting !!

Narendra Modi effect / meme after winning !! Chunav Ayog / election commission confuse for counting

Choice of Women is so Important !!
Narendra Modi effect / meme after winning !! Aurat ke pichhe bhagne ke alag alag natije

Chai pe charcha ka results !!! Narendra Modi vs All !!!
Chai pe charcha ka results !!! Narendra Modi vs All !!!

Narendra Modi got 300 warrior !! Now time to Work !! 
Please give him time before asking any question !!
Narendra Modi got 300 warrior !! Now time to Work !!

Swagat nahi karoge hamara !!! Narendra Modi aa rahe hai Delhi !!
Swagat nahi karoge hamara !!! Narendra Modi aa rahe hai Delhi !!



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Rahul Gandhi Funny Meme !!! After losing election !!! Reason Why Rahul Gandhi Smiling during Defeat Speech !!
Quote of the Day by Rahul Gandhi: I Dont always give a speech !! But When I do, I make sure we lose 10000 votes.
I dont always give speech: Rahul Gandhi !! Why Congress loss election !! whatsapp meme of rahul
Chota Bheem Time : Rahul Gandhi !!!

Chota Bheem Time : Rahul Gandhi !!!

Rahul Gandhi will deliver Italian Pizza for Next 5 year !!
Rahul Gandhi job for next 5 year !! Italian Pizza Delivery boy !!



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Narendra Modi meme/Effect after Win !! 

No More burgers only Fafda Handva Dhokla !!! whatsapp meme

Abki Baar Modi Sarkar !!
Narendra Modi meme/Effect after Win !! No More burgers only Fafda Handva Dhokla !!! whatsapp meme


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Rahul Jahan bhi ho Ghar aa jao, maa paresan hai. 
Koi kuchh nahi kahega, sari jimmedari Manmohan uncle ne li hai…….

Priyanka Gandhi

#Results2014, Verdict2014, Narendra Modi Effect !!!
Abki Baat Modi Sarkar !!


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Rahul Gandhi, Arvind kejriwaal aur Narendra Modi 😎
ship me ja rahe the..


Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: “Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!”

Rahul ne Sui phenki.

Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya ..

Kejriwaal ne memory card pheka.
Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya..

Modi :-ne kuch phenka..
Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga. “batao mere aaaka main haar gaya,”
Modi bola: “main bhi tera baap hu, maine “Disprin” ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta, delhi Chal desh ka Bohot Kaam Pada He!!”
JINN Shocked & MODI ROCKED 😛
Bhejo market me naya he…

ab ki baar modi sarkar



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Have koi ne furniture banavu hoy to kahi dejo
Madhusudan Mistry free chhe😂😂


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Breaking news:

1) pakistan: we don’t want Kashmir and ready to give Karachi. 

2) China: Hindi , chini bhai-bhai. 
3) America : No visa application needed for any Gujarati.
4) Uno : we want president like Modi. 
5) Sonia: Modi mera muh bola bhai hai. 
6) Priyanka:  Who is Robert Wadra? . 
7) Rahul : Mummy meri dudh ki bottle kaha hai? 

8) Digvijay : Me ab sansaar se thak gaya hu, mujhe koy Ray (advice) do. 

9) Narendra Modi : Na me aya hu, Na mujhe bulaya gaya hai, mujhe to Bharat Mata ne bulaya hai. 

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Must read

Fact: Kejriwal ne jitne thappad khaye utni to
seats bhi nai aayi.
😁😁😁😁
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10 saal tak congress ne banaya janta ko ullu….

Ab election mei janta ne congress ko diya 
BABA JI KA THULLU!!!! 😜😝😛😂
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👌Today’s last One👌
   👌👇Modi👇👌

Obama: Dear Modi Ji, Can I get an Indian VISA?
Modi: What for?
Obama: Woh aapka VISA dene aana tha!”😝😛😝😛😝😀
From  Today
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National Language – Gujarati,

National Festival- Navratri,

National Sport- Kite Flying.

National Drink- Goti Soda.

National Food- Khaman Dhokla.

National Dress- Chaniya Choli & Kedio

Italian Pizza & Pasta replaced by Jalebi, fafda & Khakhra..in restaurants.

Garba will be compulsory played full night at Pub…And will be teached in schools.

 Ban on Gujrati Jokes.
 Abki baar Modi Sarkaar
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We the people of India, have done our job. We have voted like never before, elected u and ur party like never before. We have done this with special purpose. Now real test begins for u, we request u rewind ur all speeches & u will work hard to fulfill all that promises that u have made. 

Hope u will not disappoint the mendate u have won. Thanking u in anticipation.
From….
Every voter who voted (even blindly) for u.


Ab ki baar Modi sarkar,



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Kya subah se modi..modi laga rakha hai..kya apne bhartiya sanskar bhul gaye….


Kisi ne bhi N D Tiwari ko phone karke puchha..chacha suhag rat kaisi rahi..😜😜


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Pizza gone, n Dhokla in….

Abki bar MODI sarkar .



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Guys BREAKING NEWS








Congress files an FIR against BJP for Gang Rape
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

#Verdict2014, #Election2014, Abki Bar Modi Sarkar !!!


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In 2014 LS election,

The age of a voter in Chhattisgarh was marked as 19,545 years while 64 voters in Aandhra was zero years of age.



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N D Tiwari marries @ 88 years, 

Diggi Raja will marry@ 65…..

Rahul is still underage to get married as per Congress standard

DigvijaySingh Jokes
#Abki Baar Modi Sarkar !!


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#SuperNDA

Here are some super quote on Narendra Modi during Election by Various leader of NDA and BJP !!!

Rajnath Singh: “BJP has presented Modi as its prime ministerial candidate and in such a situation BJP wave or Modi wave cannot be viewed separately.” 

Arun Jaitley: “It’s a wave for our campaign, which is a Modi-led BJP campaign. There is absolutely no difference between a BJP wave or a Modi wave.” 

Amit Shah: “The Modi wave just became a tsunami. The Modi wave will wash away the Congress, SP and the BSP from Uttar Pradesh.” 
Venkaiah Naidu: “Modi wave has swept the country. This poll is for development and dynamic leadership of Modi.” “There is a clear-cut Narendra Modi wave across the country. BJP will win more than 300 Lok Sabha seats.” 

Shahnawaz Hussain: “There is Modi wave across the country. People across castes will vote for change at the Centre.” Raman Singh: “This time on account of Modi’s wave and performance of my government in past 10 years, we will create a new record by winning all the 11 seats.” 

Uddhav Thackeray: “Modi is a strong leader and he has created a storm. There is a strong wave in favour of Modi not only there in Maharashtra, but in the entire country and Shiv Sena is strongly behind him.”  

Navjot Singh Sidhu: “Modi wave is out to make a difference. The voice of the people is the voice of God. We’ll soon hear it.” Nirmala Sitharaman: “Modi wave is a historical one of the kind seen at important milestones in the history of the country.” Anurag Thakur: “Narendra Modi wave is ‘stronger’ than Atal Bihari Vajpayee wave.”

Murli Manohar Joshi: “There was no Modi wave but only a BJP wave. Modi is a representative of the BJP as its prime ministerial candidate. He gets support from the party and its leaders across the country.” 

Uma Bharti: “Like rivers, many ‘BJP factors’ are getting together to make Modi wave.” Dr Harshvardhan: “The Modi wave is the answer. People see a better future for themselves in Narendra Modi.”

Smriti Irani: “There is Modi wave everywhere in the country as the people, who are frustrated by inflation and corruption, want to bring a change.” 

Shatrughan Sinha: “I can see a strong Modi wave in Bihar and other parts of the country. Going by the current trend, we can undoubtedly say that our mission 272 will be accomplished easily. Rather BJP will go beyond that and touch 300 seats on its own.” 

Vinod Khanna: “Narendra Modi wave is sweeping the country and India will soon witness a renaissance.” 

Ananth Kumar: “There is a Modi wave in the country. There are three states which will change the fortunes of BJP – UP, Bihar and Karnataka. BJP has the chance to win 80 plus seats in these states. It will form the government at the Centre with a clear majority.” 
Jaswant Singh: “There is no Modi wave here. In Barmer, there is only a heat wave.” 

Kalyan Singh: ” The Modi wave is for everyone to see and the NDA will form the next government at the Centre under his leadership.” 

Baba Ramdev: “There is a strong wave in favour of Bharatiya Janata Party’s prime ministerial nominee Narendra Modi across the country and the party would win more than 300 seats in the Lok Sabha elections. “

Abki Baar Modi Sarkar !!! Election 2014 quote !!! Quote of Election on Narendra Modi !!
Source: Online




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Jordar thinking by Rahul Gandhi.; 

Rahul Gandhi praying for the rain on the 16th May so that results will be decided by Duckworth Lewis method

😜😛😛


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If Rahul Gandhi add a 2% for his Stupidity Tax…….

The national debt would b paid off in a matter of weeks… 

– Arvind Kejriwal

Is Rahul Gandhi really dumb? 
Just for fun!!



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I think it’s time to give a Bharat Ratna to Rahul Gandhi for bringing down the most corrupt government in the history of India!! 
Election2014 Abki Baar Modi Sarkar !!!


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Arvind Kejriwal meme!! Thappad Specialist !!

Ab Thappad marke Dikhao !!!

Election2014, AAP 
Arvind Kejriwal meme !! Ab thappad marke Dikha !!! Aam Adami Party !!


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Teacher: What is Electricity ?
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Papu : Electricity is the daughter of
Govt & has extremely
loose character, she goes
anytime,anywhere widout telling
anyone, even at midnight !!!!!!lolz


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Why Gabbar Singh cut Thakur’s Hand !!  Coz he vote for Congress !!

Written in Gabbar Singh Diary !!
Why Gabbar Singh cut Thakur's Hand !!  Coz he vote for Congress !!


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Various jokes on Twitter about Arnab and Narendra Modi interview.


This was the first time Arnab got his blood pressure checked just after an interview. #ModiSpeaksToArnab

@IndiaOpines
Is it possible to even compare the two interviews – Ek Tha Tiger and Ek Thi Billi #ModiSpeaksToArnab

Source: Twitter



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Top 10 Rare picuture of Narendra Modi
#NarendraModi, Childhood picture , Youngster picture



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Narendra Modi vs Arnab
Rahul Gandhi vs Arnab

Why Arnab look nervous during interview with Narendra Modi ?
Arnab interview Narendra Modi and Rahul Gandhi comparison Tiger and cat Election 2014
Difference between Rahul Gandhi speaks to Arnab and Narendra Modi speaks to Arnab
Difference between Rahul Gandhi speaks to Arnab and Narendra Modi speaks to Arnab

Arnab didn’t shout and repeat question to Modi… He looks completely under control during interview…. Modi made him quite and calm… 


Election2014, BJP, Congress, Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi, Sonia Gandhi

Abki baar Modi Sarkar !!!
#ModiSpeakstoArnab

Picture Source: Twitter




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Kejriwal one liner Jokes !!!

1. Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him ” do I look fat”

2. Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm

3. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate

4. Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads

5. Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes USB safely

6. Kejriwal is so honest that when he finds the bomb , he returns it to the terrorist

7. Kejriwal is so honest that he got his wife’s brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony!

8. Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks maggi only for 2 minutes

9. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually “rolls on the floor laughing” when he texts ROFL

10. Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it

11. Kejriwal is so honest that he demands a receipt even from Autowallas

12. Kejriwal is so honest that he hasn’t installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of “security”

13. Kejriwal is so honest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement

14. Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn’t take extra sauce sachets with Mc’D burgers

15. Kejriwal is so honest that he admits when he farts

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After interview .. Rahul gandhi went home , hugged her mother and said .. Mommy sab syllabus ke bhaar ka questions tha .. 
Sonia: How was the interview beta?
Raga: Mom, I prepared for history exam and arnab took math’s

Rahul Gandhi’s interview reminded me of the Azharuddin days.
Commentator: How is the pitch? Azhar: The boys played well

Arnab: What came first? The chicken or the egg??
RaGa: We want to empower the chicken and give RTI to the egg. 😀

If RaGa becomes PM, the red beacon that he’ll get for his vehicle will
be called LOL batti

Rahul talked of empowering people a 100 times in 10 minutes. And he
has not been able to empower his PM in 10 years!

Rahul Gandhi just told Arnab Goswami that the questions are out of syllabus.

You know how in exams we know very little and try to fit it in every
answer? That’s what Rahul is trying to do in every question!

The fundamental issue at hand is by the time Rahul understands the
question Arnab is on 3th question

Rahul Gandhi has now said ‘empowering women’ more number of times than
total women population of the country.

This is like watching 2 different shows. Arnab’s questions and Rahul’s answers.

Arnab: “Would you have a debate with Modi?”
Rahul: “Look we need an alternative. Tap global energy. Empower women!!!”

Arnab: What is your name?
Rahul: Empower women.

Just In: Arnab Goswami booked for raping Rahul Gandhi under section 377

If Stupidity was measured in bricks, Rahul Gandhi would be the great
wall of China.

Every time Congress try to dig a grave for Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi
jumps into it.

Somewhere down below Indira Gandhi must be slapping Rajiv for not
using condoms 40 years ago !!

World’s leading Condom companies are buying rights to the Pappu’s
interview …to prove a point …dont repent later

and the best….

If you missed, Rahul Gandhi interview will be repeated on Pogo Channel !!!



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Pappu : Mummyyyyy… nind nahi aa rahi

Mummy: So ja beta.. nahi to ARNAB GOSWAMI aa jayega…

Pappu: ZZZzzzzzzzz……

Rahul Gandhi Jokes



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Perfect tweet by chetan bhagat regarding priyanka-rahul ‘s election campaign-

I can’t play cricket well. However, my sister can be a good cheerleader. Please make me the Indian captain.😝


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😝Ek dum latest….📖 📖 📖

Dhirubhai Ambani’s WILL was very clear since the birth of his sons.!!
Mu – Cash…!! .
.
&
.
A – Nil…!! 

Strange but makes sense ….. .

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

Indira Gandhi  ke 2 BETE the…

🔹1 ko Desh chalane ka shauq tha…
woh Plane chalane ki koshish mei maara gaya
(sanjay)

🔹2 ko Plane chalane ka shauq tha…
wo Desh chalane ki koshish mei maara gaya
(rajiv) 
🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

Indira gandhi ki dono BAHUON  ko bhi dekh lo…

🔹1 ko Pets Paalne ka shauk tha;
Wo Mantri ban gayi
(maneka)

🔹2 (Sonia)  Ko PradhanMantri
banne ka shauk tha
Usne Pets paal liye,
🔸Manmohan
🔸Digvijay
🔸Sibbal
🔸Khursheed….

💚💜💙💛
WAH PRABHU , TERI MAYA 🎭
KAHIN DHOOP 🌖 KAHIN CHAYA…

politics jokes election jokes congress jokes 


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Rahul In Amethi- itni garmi me bhi aap log baccho( kids) ke saath bhashan sunne aur mujhe dekhne aa gaye??   Accha laga

Public- ghar per LIGHT nahi thi, bacche Cartoon Network Dekne ki jidd kar rahe the..!! 



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Modi ke harne ka intezar to 11 partya ke neta kar rahe hai !!!

Lekin Modi ko Harana muskil hi nahi namunkin hai !!!

Abki Baar Modi Sarkar BJP Election 2014 congress Narendra Modi

Swagat nahi karo ge hamara !!

#AbkiBaarModiSarkar

Abki Baar Modi Sarkar BJP Election 2014 congress 11 party
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DigVijaySingh Is Looking To Get Married to Amrita Rai Whereas 

We Are Still Single, 

Yuva Josh Seems To Be Misplaced..!! 



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If you are getting blank calls repeatedly, 

Do not panic it is only Manmohan Singh campaigning for Congress..

#RahulGandhi, Narendra Modi, BJP, Silent message 


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Rahul Gandhi: Uncle muze apki Rai chahiye…

Digvijay Singh: Nahi beta, ab vo tumhari aunti hai !!!

#Amrita Rai Congress



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Thanks god, Facebook or whats app is an american company . 

Other wise by now government would have changed its name to 

Rajive Gandhi Dost Banao Yojana 😀😜😝☺

#Congress, #RajivGandhi, 



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“Revital” cancels Salman and Yuvraj as its brand ambassadors and 

offerred the role to Digvijay Singh .😂😂


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Digvijay singh ha.. Google singh..
Ek sawal poocho toh 10 nikalte h ….
.
Arvind kejriwal ha Facebook …
andar ki baat sare desh tak pahuch jati ha…
.
Modi ha…. Twitter king
Poora desh unhe folow karta ha..
.
Manmohan singh ha real center fresh..
jabban par laggam lage de…
.
Aur rahul ha Orkut
jise koi puchhta hi nahi…



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Digvijay Singh and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a pig ran in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t.
The pig was killed.

Digvijay Singh told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About few minutes later the driver staggers back to the car with both hands full of gifts.

“What happened?” asked Digvijay Singh.
“Well,” the driver replied “the farmers gave me all these to thank me.”

“Oh my, what did you tell them?” asked the President.
The driver replied: “I’m Digvijay Singh’s driver, and I just killed the pig.”



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Arvind Kejriwal took the film ‘Nayak’ very seriously;

Manmohan Singh took the film ‘Pushpak’ very seriously;

Now, Diggy has taken the film “Cheeni Kum” very seriously!

#Congress #Election2014 #BJP #Narendramodi


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Mene Amrita rai che pucha ke unhe aisa kya Diggi (Digvijay singh) me pasand aya gaya to vo boli ki unki jaban bahu chalati hai !!
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Ab meri to kuch samaj me nai aya !!!

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✈🚅✈ Flight me Pilot ne announce kia:
 ‘Hum ek ghante me land karne wale hain.’

Fir wo 🎤🎧🎤 mike band karna bhool gaya aur co-pilot se bola: ‘
Ab to bas ek garam ☕☕☕ chai piyunga, 
fir Air Hostess ki Pappi lunga…. 💋💋💋💋💋
Air Hostess ye sun kar mike band karwane ke liye 💃💃💃 bhaagi, aur 1 bachche k pair me fas kar gir gayi.. 

Bahchaa bola: ‘Tujhe badi jaldi hai 😜😜😜
suna nahi. …?
Woh pehle chai piyega…!!!😃😂😂

Just for fun only !!!


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Is saal elections ki dhoom me kamaal ho gya. 

ND Tiwari ko beta hua

Modiji ko biwi hui

Diggy ji ko dono ho gaya ….. beti jaisi biwi hui….
#Congress #Election2014 #BJP #Narendramodi


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Jo koi bhi insan modiji ko PM nahi dekhana chahata vo krupa karke 16 May ke pahle apni netra daan jaroor kar De….

Janhit me Jaari !!!

Abki baar Modi Sarkar !!

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Gujarati wife : bolo ab ki baar….
Husband : pela shaak vaghaar!

😝😛😉😉

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*Women POEM* 
Husband hamara aisa ho, 
pocket me jiske paisa ho.
Lambi jiski hight ho.
Gusse ka wo Light ho.
jab saas se meri Fight ho,
kahe Jaanu 
Tum hi RIGHT ho..😜😜😜


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Teacher to Student in 1st standard:  Who is the Prime Minister of India?? 

Student: Narendra Modi..

Teacher scolded the student: Prime Minister of India is Manmohan Singh

Student:  We are preparing for Exam in June…
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

Abki Baar Modi Sarkar Narendra Modi humorous 


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1st boy- are yar elections aa gye h.

2nd boy-to kya hua.

1st boy-are yar pta chal jayega colony ki kaun kaun si ladkiya 18yrs ki ho gai h.
😜😜😜😜😜


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Mobile phones are not allowed inside polling booths. 

The security will not keep your cellphone while you finish voting. Instead, if you carry a cell phone you will be sent back.  

So PLEASE remember not to carry your cellphone with you. And PLEASE forward to all.  Bangalore which achieved only 53% voting, and the main reason is they were not allowed because of mobile.

Please vote !!! Election 2014 #Narendramodi #Rahulgandhi #Soniagandhi

Next phase election 30th April 2014…



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Comedy Nights With Rahul Gandhi !!!

Funny speeches by Great Rahul Gandhi / Rahul Baba !!! 

Beware Kapil might u become jobless !!

For Entertainment Purpose Only

Courtesy: 
Details of the rallies:

Rahul Gandhi “ek me se do bachhe” Latur rally (india tv)
Rahul Gandhi “brashtachar balatkar”Madhya pradesh rally (Pressbrief.in)
Rahul Gandhi “this morning woke up at night” Jaipur (Doordarshan)
Rahul Gandhi “mahila ne dudh diya hai” Dehradun (india News)
Rahul Gandhi “Mazza aaya” (AajTak)

Rahul Gandhi “Women Empowerment” (TimesNow)



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Ek Mantri USA gaya to meet his politician friend

Uska ghar bahot khubsurat tha.

Indian : Itna khubsurat ghar kaise banaya?
American: Wo samne bridge nazar aa raha hai ?
Indian : haan
American: Uska 10% apni jeb me…!!

Phir American India aya to hairaan reh gaya k Indian ka ghar us se bhi zada khubsurat hai

American: Tum ne kaise banaya itna khubsurat ghar??
Indian : Wo samne bridge nazar aa raha hai??
American: nahi

Indian :hahahahhahahahahahaha.

#IndiaCorruption #Congress 



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❗❗❗❗❗❗❗
Manmohan Singh to write an autobiography titled
“5 Mistakes Of My Life:
2G, 3G, Sonia G,  Rahul G &
Rahul ke jija G!” 😂

〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Normal Sardars-
“Jo Bole So Nihhaal.”

But Dr Manmohan Singh-
“Jo Bole So-nia Aur Uska Laal.”
😘😄😜

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Rahul Gandhi: “There is no peace in Gujarat. I have seen hundreds of people fighting with small laathis.” 

Modi: “Dafod, Ene ‘DANDIYA’ kehvay.”
😝😝


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“I slept on benches and everyday borrowed 20Rs/- from friend to travel to film city”
– Jackie shroff

“I failed in 8th standard”
-SACHIN TENDULKAR

“During my secondary school, I was dropped from school basketball
team”
-MICHAEL JORDAN

“I was rejected for the job in ALL INDIA RADIO bcoz of my heavy voice”
– AMITABH BACCHAN

“I used to work in petrol pump”
– DHIRUBHAI AMBANI

“I was rejected in d interview of PILOT”
– ABDUL KALAM

“I didn’t even complete my university education”
– Bill Gates !!

“I was a dyslexic kid”
– TOM CRUIZE

“I was raped at the age of 9 “
– Oprah Winfrey

“I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training”
– Lionel Messi

“I used to sleep on the floor in friends’rooms,returning Coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple”
-Steve Jobs !!

“My teachers used to call me a failure”
– Tony Blair

“I was in prison for 27 years”
– Late President Nelson Mandela

and here comes d “THALIVA”

“At d age of 30, I was a bus conductor”
-RAJNI KANT

“Friends, there are many such people who struggled.. 

Life is not about what you couldn’t do so far, 
it’s about what you can still do. 
Wait and don’t ever give up..
Miracles happen every day….!!                               

💝Latest miracle will be : A chaiwala becoming prime minister of India.💝

Narendra Modi !!!

Abki bar Modi Sarkar !!!


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Abki baar Modi Sarkar !!!!
Paresh Raval in both Nayak !!!
www.whatsapptext.com
Paresh Rawal Abki baar Modi Sarkar with Nayak


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Someone asked Shri Narendra Modi, when will you distribute free laptops in Gujarat.

He replied, “I will give them jobs so that they can buy laptops”

INDIA IS CHANGING!

YOUNG INDIA – NEW INDIA

Abki Baar Modi Sarkar !!!



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“Terrorism Divides, Tourism Unites”


Let us make a peaceful India, a terror free India!


CHANGE INDIA – 


Abki Baar Modi Sarkar !!!


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Kejriwal ka Whatsapp status

“4 bottle Vodka 1 thappad rojka  ” 

Abki baar modi sarkar


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Congress Obituary on 17th May Newspaper !!!
#Election2014



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Dress code 4 a party – BLACK TIES ONLY.

Rahul Baba goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!

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Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Botle
Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
Min Me, Pas Bethe Rahul Baba Ko Gussa Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :– Aise Peete Hai,
.
.
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

Rahul Gandhi Jokes



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Train mai Warning likhi thi

Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar

Rahul baba- Waah, 
toh jisne ticket li wo pagal ??? 

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Ship Captain : What shall we do now? Water level has risen above the danger mark!!

Rahul Baba : Raise the danger mark above the water level!

Captain shocks !
Rahul Baba rocks !

Rahul Gandhi Jokes



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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Rahul Baba : ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Rahul baba : Bcoz it is Black & White

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When Rahul Baba was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Rahul Baba shouted, “You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.

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Rahul baba to shopkeeper: Please give one 8th class book .

Shopkeeper – No Stock

Rahul baba – then Please give two 4th class books ,its urgent tomorrow i have exam .

Rahul baba rocks
Shopkeeper !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rahul Gandhi Jokes



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Rahul baba in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay “

Air hostess said: “B silent.”

Rahul baba: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay

Rahul Gandhi Jokes



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Rahul baba attending an interview in Software 

Company.

Manager: Do U know MS Office?


Rahul Baba : If U give me the address I will go there 


sir.



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Aliens captured rahul gandhi & took him with ’em. 

They reported to their leader: 

“Good news: there’s life outside our planet.

 Bad news: it’s dumb”



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RAHUL BABA, Bill Gates ko
letter likhta hai
.
Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai
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1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga
Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi
Version Kab Ayega.. ??
.
2. Windows Main START Ka Button
Hai, STOP Ka Nahi
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3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen,
Mr- Word Kab Release Hoga.. ??
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4. Keyboard Me ANY KEY Ka ButtonNahi to Computer Q Maangta Hai?? Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal
.
5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap
WINDOWS Q Banatay Hai.. 



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Radio Quiz:

Should women have children after 35?

Rahul Baba Replied:

No, 35 children are more than enough!



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Rahul Baba got promotion in office as manager.

To give surprise to his wife he telephoned her



& said



Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager.



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Q. Why can’t Rahul Baba dial 911?

A. He can’t find the eleven.



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Rahul Baba Proposed A Girl

Girl Said:

I am 1 Year Elder To You..

Rahul Baba Said:

OK No Problem Sweety,

I will Marry You NEXT YEAR



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Manmohan Singh – We Will Send Indians To The Moon Next Year.

Obama – Oh! How many???
Manmohan Singh- 100.

According To Reservation(Aarakshan) 35 OBC, 30 SC, 20 ST, 10
handicapped, 5 sports quota, 4 minority & if possible….1 astronaut



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Sonia Gandhi : I am bored, message me few jokes.

Manmohan Singh : Madam, I am in a cabinet meeting taking important decisions.

Sonia : Ha..Ha..Ha.. Good One!! Send few more



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Rahul baba nahi Sudhrega

Rahul in Hotel: Main yaha nahi rahunga.
Mere paise wapas karo. Itna chotta room? na he koi khidki na he koi balkoni??
Mujhe jaanwar samjha h kya?

Waiter: Mere Baap, Upar chal, yeh LIFT hai….



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After failing in everything else, Rahul
Gandhi decided to try the job of a
painter.

A person went into the office kitchen
one morning and found Rahul Gandhi
painting the walls.

He was wearing a new fur coat and a
nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a
little strange, he asked Rahul Gandhi
why he was wearing them rather than
old clothes or an overall.

Rahul Gandhi showed him the
instructions on the tin, “For best
results, put on two coats”.



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Rahul baba: Mummy mummy, meri shaadi
karwa do?

Sonia: Why son? God has already screwed
you enough.



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rahul gandhi ka mobile toilet me gir gya

Tabhi toilet devi prakat hui or golden color ka mobile usey dia

rahul:Nhi devi mera mobile sone ka nhi tha

Devi:abe gadhe,dho le isey.. 



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Congress ka ek mantri bhashan (speech)
de rha tha . . .
usne ek kahani sunai !!!
.
Ek aadmi k 3 bete the,
us aadmi ne teeno beto ko 100 rs diye or
kaha k koi aisi cheez kharid kr lao jis’se
pura kamra bhar jaye
.
pehla beta 100rs ki ghas le kr aaya,
100 rs me bahut ghas(chara) aa gya fir b
kamra pura nhi bhara (Lalu ji yad aa gye
kya chare k naam se, kher aage suno)
.
dusra beta kapas le kr aaya, kapas se b
kamra pura nhi bhar saka
.
teesra beta 1 rs ki mombatti le kr aaya or
usko jala diya mombatti ki roshni se pura
kamra bhar gya
.
mantri ji ne aage kaha : hamare rahul baba
us teesre bete ki tarah h :P( haha ha ha
lolz had ho gai)
.
jis din se rajiniti me aaye h charo taraf
roshni fela rhe h:P
.
tabhi bheed me se ek aam aadmi ki aawaz
aai…
Aam Aadmi : sahab wo sab to thik hai
humko ye batayiye ki 1 rs ki mombatti thi ,
par baki k 99 rs kaha gaye   



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rahul gandhi jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati.
Ek din dhoop nikli… Usne bhagwan ka
shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya….

Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney
lagey…
Rahul fatafat aasman ki taraf mooh kar ke
bola…
“kidhar..???
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mai to biscuit lene aaya hu…!! :p:O 



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Rahul Gandhi chilla chilla k bolta h – congress mei ‘corrupt’ logo k liye koi jagah nai hai
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Abey seedhe seedhe ‘ house full ‘ ka board lga de itna chillana nai padega !:p:p:p



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Jonny Jonny: yes papa

Modi sarkar? yes papa

Arvind kejriwal? no papa

Rahul Gandhi? ha ha ha


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Yuvraaj ki maar, 
Australia ki Haar , 
Ab ki Baar 
Modi Sarkaar…
😀😜😂😂
🔨🔨


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A TEA VENDOR MEETS A BUS CONDUCTOR

Rajnikant Narendra modi abki baar modi sarkar

#Respect
Rajnikant Narendra modi abki baar modi sarkar


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Manmohan advice to Kejriwal

First time manmohan give right advice !!!
Congress AAP

Kejriwal meme
Manmohan Kejriwal Whatsapp chata


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Paida to har aadmi modi hi hota hai, 

biwi use manmohan aur 

naukri use kejriwal bana deti hai… 😜



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Once upon a time, a guy accidentally deleted his “Recycle Bin” icon from his desktop on his laptop ( he was using Vista that time). 

He panicked, and headed over to his friend’s place with his pen-drive. 
He copied the “Recycle Bin” icon from his computer into the pen-drive, came back to his room and copied back the “Recycle Bin” icon onto his laptop’s desktop.

He is now vice president of Congress !!

#Raga #Rahul Gandhi Congress 


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Narendra Modi in Aap ki Adalat 2014, Narendra Modi at Aap ki Adalat

Watch Narendra Modi Interview online !!!
Election 2014



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It seems this interview of Rahul Gandhi & that anchor of Headlines Today will end up where both person will agree that-

Ab Ki Bar Modi Sarkar



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Rajat sharma to modi: I get messages on our mobile phones.
They go as follows:

1)twinkle twinkle little stars..
Abki baar Modi sarkaar..

2) Rahul Gandhi ne khayi chocolate bar..
abki baar Modi sarkaar..

3)parathon ke saath khao achar..
Abki baar Modi sakar..

4)dil ka bhawar kare pukaar abki baar Modi sarkar..

5)Sonia ji ne Manmohan se kaha ab to apna moun tod do sardar..
abki baar Modi sarkar…

6) bhaiyo mat maro chata barbar , abki baar modi sarkar….



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Top 5 Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme Latest

#AbkibaarModiSarkar 
#Namo 
#BJP 
#Election 2014
Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  Narendra sunny leone

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  Sonia Gandhi Manmohan Singh

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  Aarohi

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  Arvind Kejriwal

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  Ek Annar 100 Beemar
whatsapp text sms Modi meme Kejrival meme


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You never know how strong you are,
 until being strong is your only choice..
               
 – Bob Marley



Ae…chaddi…Ae Fasi
.
.
Galat mat samazna, ye to 1 BANK KA NAAM HAi..

 LALU PRASAD Slowly padh raha hai..

HDFC…! 🙈😂😝😬


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Mujhe mummy k hath se banaye hue pizza se garib ke ghar ki khichdi zyada achhi lagti hai..
-Rahul Gandhi


Arre ghade Teri Maa Agar nahi hoti toh Garib bhi Pizza Khata..
-Narendra modi

Abki baar Modi Sarkar😜😝😂


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Sonakshi Sinha: Thappad Se Darr Nahi Lagta Sahab, Pyaar Se Lagta Hai!

Kejriwal: Tu rahne de chapli, vo to jisko pade usko hi Pata chalata hai ..😂😂😂


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WE have two options in this election to choose from:
A)  Lotus 🌷
B)  Loot-us ✋

Nice lines seen on a banner in Bangalore.. I want my India to be MODIfied!! Agar Majburi ka Naam mahatma Gandhi he to. …Majbuti ka naam Narendra Modi Hai.. 

Modi for vision.
Rahul for division.
Kejriwal for Televisions …!! !!😝😝


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I think Ektaa Kapoor is the best bet for P.M.

Nobody understands India better than her..

She keeps the women happy with the Saas-Bahu serials, 
N
 The men with Sunny Leone movies !!!😜
VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED.

Good morning 🙏☕


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JOKE OF THE DAY

RAM Lanka jeet ke waapas jaane lage.

Soorpnakha: “Prabhu, Mera kya Hoga?”

RAM: “Kalyug mein tum Ayodhya pe Raaj karogi, Mayawati Naam Hoga, Parantuu Vivaah Phir Bhi nahi Hoga.”

😬



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When Modi came face to face with Kejriwal, he said loudly: “Ab ki baar BJP sarkaar..”

Kejriwal got angry and shouted: 
“Ab ki baar to Aap ki hi sarkaar..”

Modi smiled and went away. .
Kejriwal got confused. .


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Boy went to a girl’s house 🏠 to propose to her 💏. 

He bought a lotus for her and was planning to kneel down before her with it. 
He rang the bell. The door was opened and it was the girl’s mom standing in front of him. 

Terrified by her disgusted look, all he could say was..

“Aunty iss baar BJP ko hee vote Dena.. Abki baar, Modi Sarkaar”.. 😜😜😜😜


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Nice lines seen on a banner in Bangalore..

I want my India to be MODIfied!!
Ekdum New. . .

Agar Majburi ka Naam mahatma Gandhi he to. …
Majbuti ka naam Narendra Modi Hai..    👊💪💪✌


Modi for vision 👀
Rahul for division 👐
Kejriwal for Televisions 📺…!!💪💪👊👊✌✌✌

Ab ki baar Modi sarkar !!!!


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Cutest message ever:
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Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven.?

Everybody lift their hand except one small boy.

Teacher asks him Why…??

He says: “Mom said come directly home after school”.

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Everyone else is corrupt, only I am honest : Arvind Kejriwal
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Translated :
Ye duniya pittal di, baby doll  mein sone di !!!
😂😂😝😝 – Good Morning !!!


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A person who ..
Never smoked,
No drinks,
No Bangkok 
No affairs,
No Girlfriend,
No flirting..


When he died,
LIC refused his claim


Why ?

Jo jiya hi nahi 
wo mara kaise ?😜😝
Something New
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Bangladesh me chali India ki aandhii….South africa se bhi bura harega Rahul gandhi…😜😜✌✌✌

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Boss to his Friend: Kya Zamana Aaya Hai…..My Secretary Resigned Yesterday.

Friend: Why ?

Boss: She caught me Kissing my Wife…
😃😃😃😃


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A Boy went to a Girl’s house to pick her up … 
He wanted to propose her … but not the usual way with a Rose … so he picked up a nice Lotus flower from a nearby Lake …
He rang the door bell & was kneeling down … but, the door was opened by girls Mom.
Terrified by her disgusted look, all he could say was …
Aunty iss baar BJP ko hee vote Dena … 
Abki baar, Modi Sarkaar !


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This one is hilarious!!

Bahut hogayi flirting..
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Ab karenge sacha pyaar
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Kyunki abki baar Modi sarkar 



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Ashwin ki chali bowling ki dhar, 

Virat ne kiya bat se vaar , 

Africa chali apne gar ke dawar , 

abki bar pkka Modi sarkar..


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Top 10 Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme

#AbkibaarModiSarkar
#Namo
#BJP
#Election 2014
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Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp Jethalal Daya

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp CID Daya

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp Arnav

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp Batman

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp Leonardo dicaprio

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  Narendra Modi

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  3 idiots

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  Narendra Modi

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  Panipuri

whatsapp text sms Modi meme Kejrival meme Narendra Modi



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Top 10 Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme

#AbkibaarModiSarkar
#Namo
#BJP
#Election 2014

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  Narendra

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  TGI

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  Cigarette

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  Akshay Kumar

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  Mathuri Dixit

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  Congress

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  Devanand

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  Rahul Gandhi

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  Alok Nath

Abki baar Modi Sarkar Meme whatsapp  Mallika

whatsapp text sms Modi meme Kejrival meme



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Father of an engineering Student :
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Ab toh Lokpal bill bhi Pass ho
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Tu kab Pass hoga Niakamme ?


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👏👌Aadhaar card :👏👌
    A Must Must Read 
     A Scene in 2020…

⚡Operator: 
Hello Pizza Hut!

Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?

⚡Operator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar card number first, Sir?

Customer: Yeah! 
Hold on…..  My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610

⚡Operator : OK… you’re… Mr SYED and you’re calling from 155, 1st Cross. Panduranga Nagar, BG Road, Bangalore. . Your home number is 26490786, your office 22211379  and your mobile is 9880088786. You are calling from you home number now.

Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers?

⚡Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.

Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza…

⚡Operator : That’s not a good idea Sir.

Customer: How come?

⚡Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, sir.

Customer: What?… What do you recommend then?

⚡Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it.

Customer: How do you know for sure?

⚡Operator : You borrowed a book titled ‘Popular Hokkien Dishes’ from the National Library last week, sir.

Customer: OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then.

⚡Operator : That should be enough for your family of 07. Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.

Customer: Can I pay by credit card?

⚡Operator : I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.

Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.

⚡Operator : You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve exhausted even your overdraft limit.

Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?

⚡Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.

Customer: What?

⚡Operator : According to the details in the system , you own a motorcycle registration number 7786

Customer: “????” (hmmm.. these guys know my motorcyle number too!)

⚡Operator : Is there anything else, sir?

Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?

⚡Operator : We normally would sir, but based on your records, you’re also diabetic… In the best interest of your health, we are holding this offer for you.

Customer: teri😡 

⚡Operator: Better mind your language sir. Remember on 10th July 1986 you were imprisoned for 3 days and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language against a policeman…?

Customer faints…😀😳😛😳😀😷😱 aur banao Aadhaar Card 😜😖😜😖😜😱😰😰😜…
👌👌


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#WhenKejriwalwasChild

1. When Kejriwal was a child, he lost his pencil box in school and when his mom asked him about it he said “#Ambani chor hai !”.

2. When Kejriwal was a child, he refused to drink #Amul milk because Amul is from a corrupt state.

3. When Kejriwal was a child, he was watching ‘Ali Baba aur 40 Chor’ on #Doordarshan. As soon as movie ended he wrote a letter to Doordarshan asking 16 questions to the 40 thieves in the movie.

4. When Kejriwal was a child, he filed a fraud case on#Complan because his height did not increase even after consuming 1 Kg of Complan. As a result Complan incurred a huge revenue loss in mid 70s.

5. When Kejriwal was a child , he refused to be born in a private #hospital and his parents had to move into a government hospital, because he kept saying – “Meri koi aukaat nahin hai, sarkaari aspataal mein le chalo mujhe”.

6. When Kejriwal was a child, he lost an inter-school debate competition just because he started the speech with “Mere School ki koi aukaat nahi hai”.

7. When Kejriwal was a child, if his team didn’t get to bat first in the ground, he would go for a dharna till he was given batting. He would also taunt the opposition team that they haven’t actually bought their bats, but it’s given to them by Ambani.

8. When Kejriwal was a child, he used to wear ‘Muffler’ in place of ‘Diaper’ .

9. When Kejriwal was a child, he used to drink cough syrup instead of Cerelac.



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GF: Mujhe aisi jagah le chalo jaha koi na ho…
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BF: chalo Rahul Gandhi ki rally me chalte hain.



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🔘Poore India me ek hi jagah aisi hai jaha ye Khane ki chiz itni Sasti milti hai,
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🔻Tea=1.00
🔻Soup=5.50
🔻Daal=1.50
🔻Meals=2.00
🔻Chapati=1.00
🔻Chicken=24.50
🔻Dosa=4.00
🔻Biryani=8.00
🔻Fish=13.00
ye sub items sirf Garibo k liye he,aur ye sub available hai…”INDIAN PARLIAMENT CANTEEN” Aur un Garibo ka Pagar hai Rs.80,000 per months.
Without Income Tax.
Pls. send it 2 at least 5 Nagrik INKI GARIBI SABKO PATA TO CHALE! 
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Jai Hind

www.whatsapptext.com


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Narendra Modi (Namo) Rally in Patna Bihar 

Date: 27th Oct
Time: 12 pm IST
Location: Gandhi Maidan, Patna, Bihar

If your internet slow watch Audio from here : 
http://www.narendramodi.in/liveevent/social/index.html

Live Online Link:
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Approximately 10 Lakh people will attend Hunkar Rally in Patna, Bihar Today.

All News channel also live telecast Hunkar rally. 

This rally become prestigious for BJP as Narendra Modi in Bihar (first time after Bihar Election) which govern by his rival Nitish Kumar, JDU. 

All seniors leader from BJP will attend the rally.

BJP develop New miss call system in which one can easily access Narendra Modi speech. Just miss call on this number 022-4501-4501 / 022-30256777 and it will disconnect after one ring. Later BJP party IT cell will send voice message of Narendra Modi speech.

Hunkar Rally Poster Patna Bihar




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JUST TO KEEP THE SMILE GLOWING:: 

Prime Minister Manmohan Singh summons the secretary & asks him “How come these Gujaratis know everything before anyone else knows about it ?

Secretary: There is a phrase in Gujarati “Shu Khabar?”

Manmohan Singh: What does that mean?

Secretary: It means ” What is the news. ?” & each Gujjubhai asks this to other whenever they meet & the answers given by the other one circulates the news very fast & they happen to know everything the fastest.

PM decides to experience this so he removes his turban & disguises himself & dresses typically like a Gujrarati & reaches Borivali, the typical Gujju hub of Mumbai city.

He sees one Gujjubhai & asks him “Shu Khabar?”

The Gujjubhai replies 
“Salo Manmohaniyo paagdi kaadhi ne Borivali ma aavyo chhe em sambhalyu chhe.” !!! 
GUJJU ROCKS !!!!!! 



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Malamaal Weekly !!

Indian Political system ?

Everyone try to loot country ..Start from Mughal king 

to European (British, French, Portugese…) to Gandhi 

family… 

and Now all politicians !!!! 



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Manmohan Singh Method:
The lion roars. Stay mute.
The lion roars louder. Stay mute.
Let this happen for infinite times.
Lion dies of frustration.
Theek hai?

Rahul Gandhi Method:
The lion roars.
Ask him to join farmville 2 and offer a cozy hut, daily healthy food, a pink dress with cute decorations every festive season.
Lion dies of shock.

Abhijit Mukherjee Method:
The lion roars
Call him a painted rat who is not aware of real lionhood.
The lion dies being stuck by intolerable stupidity.

Akbaruddin Owaisi Method:
The lion roars.
Brag that you’re such a human who can knock him down in 5 seconds if the cage is removed.
Lion dies of excessive laughter causing multiple organ failure.

Mohan Bhagwat Method:
The lion roars.
Tell him that lions only roar in jungles, but not in forests. Ask him to get out of jungle and come to forest and learn sanskar.
The lion dies of confusion.

Asaram Bapu Method:

The lion roars.
Tell him ‘Hello bhaiya’.
The lion dies of unbearable humiliation and degradation of his speciesa



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Father : What’s the name of our
PM ?

Son : We don’t have PM in our
Country.
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Father (gets angry) : Shutup!. Tell
me the name of our PM.
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Son : Okay dad, first you tell me
the model no. of our typewriter.

Father : We don’t have typewriter!

Son : We have one in store-room.

Father : oh! ya…. that one. We do
have but that’s not of any use, why
should I remember it’s model no.?

Son : This is what I answered
before.



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AHMED Patel:

Madamji,
Modi addressed a gathering of around 2.5 lakh Ex.Service Men in Rewari in Haryana.

Madam Sonia:
Itna bada khali maidan Haryana me???
Rooberrrttt—–



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Madam : I am bored, message me few jokes. 




MMS: Madam, I am in a cabinet meeting taking some important decisions. 




Madam : Ha..Ha..Ha.. Good One!! Send few more….



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NAMO ANTHEM – THE BEST EVER SONG ON NARENDRA MODI JI


IF YOU WISH TO HAVE A PROSPEROUS INDIA…
IF YOU WISH TO HAVE A POSITIVE INDIA….
IF YOU WANT SHRI. NARENDRA MODIJI TO BE THE NEXT PM OF INDIA….



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Male criteria for life partner…

They expect their women to Look like “Miss Universe” and
Work like”Shanta Bai…”
Females’ criteria for life partner…. They expect their man to earn like …Ambani  & behave like Manmohan Singh.

Dedicated to all couples !


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MODI’S GUJARAT VS NITISH KUMAR’S BIHAR: TALE OF TWO CHIEF MINISTERS 

NITISH KUMAR’S BIHAR

I am a businessman Born and brought up in Bihar. We are in international business and have our set up in Karnataka and Tamilnadu. I had left home in 1983 for studies. I am having 19 years of international exposure in the field of advance agriculture, protected cultivation and greenhouse technology.
I was very happy when Mr. Nitish Kumar was elected 2nd term as a chief minister. The desire to serve the mother land made me write letter after letter on how I could make a difference in development of Agriculture in that state. I wrote four letters to the chief minister’s office and never got any response. On several occasions I wrote letters to the Secretary Agriculture trying to fix appointment to meet her. No one ever responded.
After lot of effort and pulling all the strings I got an appointment with Mr. Ashok Kumar Singh (APC).I had prepared a presentation on the how Agriculture in Bihar could be transformed. The meeting got abruptly over in 30 seconds with a blunt reply from the APC “Bihar me development ka kam hum logon ka hai, ap log company wale hain apna kam kijiye, we don’t have to learn anything from you guys”
This was the abrupt end of my short love affair with the mother land. The arrogance and humiliation by the bureaucracy was enough for me not to visit the state again ever since.

NARENDRA MODI’S GUJARAT

Our principals in Israel intend to set up a manufacturing plant in India. To explore the possibilities to set up this factory in Gujarat I wrote a letter to the office of Honorable Chief Minister Shri Narendra Modi. Exactly after two days I got a call from the chief ministers office asking what was our expectation from the state? I was also informed that my one to one meeting for 15 minutes was fixed with Mr. Modi at 4.30 PM after 2 days. I really could not believe it.

On the scheduled date I got another call from CM’s office reconfirming our meeting at 4.30 PM and venue of the meeting. I did not really believe that it will be one to one meeting. My perception was that probably Honorable Chief Minister will be there with his entire team of bureaucrats and it will never be a one to one meeting. I was quite nervous as never before I had met any person of the stature of Shri Narendra Modi.
Honorable Chief Minister Mr. Modi was busy with Vibrant Gujarat Summit so our meeting got little delayed. After the summit was over Modi ji arrived at the venue of our meeting. I was sent inside in a room where Besides Chief Minister only Chief Secretary and Principal Secretary Agriculture were present. I was greeted by Shri Modi ji by my first name. His humbleness immediately comforted me. He won me over with his simplicity. He kept on speaking to me on different topics of mutual interest. What a keen learner he is?

When the meeting got over I expressed the desire to get photographed with him. He called his photographer got our pictures clicked. We were given the business card of Officer on special duty of CM, Chief Secretary and Principal Secretary Agriculture with an assurance that we could directly approach them in case we need any help.
After two days of the meeting our pictures with the chief minister was mailed to my personal ID. We get regular follow ups from the CM’s office about progress with our work and project.

Have you come across any Govt. Machinery functioning is so differently? It was a heart pleasing and motivating experience to meet this great person.

I leave it for the readers to judge the difference between two Chief Ministers approach towards Industry and common man. I don’t belong to any political party. Just thought of sharing my first hand experience with two contrasting chief ministers.

You are not even a competition Mr. Nitish Kumar


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#Namo speech at New Delhi …Live link !!!

BJP Vikas Rally at Japanese Park, New Delhi !!!!
Don’t forgot to watch!!!
@Narendramodi !!! 




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Sand sculpture of Modi By Artist from Allahabad on the Occasion of Narendra Modi Birthday !!

Many Many Happy Returns of The Day !!!
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Narendra Modi

Man of the moment..

A boy from Vadnagar,Gujarat to PM candidate of BJP.

Timeline:

1950 – Born on 17th September at Vadnagar, Gujarat.
1987 – Entered mainstream politics.
1988 – Elected General Secretory of BJP Gujarat unit.
1991 – Play big role in organization of Kanyakumari-Srinagar 
       Ekta Yatra (Unity March).
1995 – Became the National Secretary of BJP.
1998 – Became General Secretary of BJP.
2001 – Became the Chief Minister of Gujarat.
2002 – Modi was elected again as the Chief Minister of Gujarat.
2007 – One more win for Modi.
2012 – Again Modi win in Gujarat.
2013 – In June, Elected Election campaign chief. 
2013 – August, Become BJP official PM candidate for 2014                election.
2014 – May- 16 Modi Won the Election
2014 – May – 26 Modi become Prime Minister of India
Few rare picture of Namo !!!


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This is ultimate–

Yamraj to Santa: “Your time is over, tell your last wish”
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Santa: “I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking to Salman’s wife at Sachin’s retirement party..!!” 



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If Congress is allowed to rule for 5
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Even Google will not be able to search
India !!!



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Oh My God

This is real Oh My God !!!



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WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fire-less
*Cars ~ Key-less
*Food ~ Fat-less
*Tires ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Attitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Manner-less
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are ~ Endless.
In fact we are ~ Speechless
And Parliament is –CLUELESS.
And our Prime Minister is – USELESS!



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Ms Deepika Padukone………..

Went To Yuvraj
» His Form Dropped

Went To Ranbir
» His Movies Flopped

Went To Mallyas
» Their Airlines Stopped

Now, Please Join Congress :-))



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Mera Bharat Mahan -What a lovely Combination!

A Hindu President; 

A Muslim Vice President 

A Sikh Prime Minister 

A Christian Defense Minister 

And an Italian REMOTE!



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Madam : I am bored, message me few jokes. 




MMS: Madam, I am in a cabinet meeting taking some imp decisions. 




Madam : Ha..Ha..Ha.. Good One!! Send few more….



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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. 

They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.




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Mayavati: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Mayavati ka Funny beta: Haan mami, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.



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Laloo dials a number. A girl receives the call.

Funny Laloo: Who r u?

Girl: Seeta here.

Funny Laloo: Maine Patna phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.



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Rabri: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.

Funny Laloo: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.



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Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai,
to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare,
aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumari.

Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint do na?



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Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:
A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?
Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib
Wo To Seesa (Mirror) He!



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Lalu : Ek Vidhwan Ne Kaha Ke Murakh Aadmi Ki Biwi Bahu Sunder Hoti Hai.
Rabdi : Ab Rehne Bhi Dijiye Aap Ke Paas To Hamaar Tarif Ke Alawa Kono Kaam Hi Nahi Hai.



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Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya.
Neeche Mayavati baithi thi.

Mayawati: Lalooji, apna samman kahi or rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.

Funny Lalu: Koi baat nahi behanji, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.



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Boyfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”

Girlfriend (got excited): – “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”

Boyfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.

Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”

Girlfriend (with love): I was searching for you, na?

Boyfriend said: NO, You were shouting- “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”!!



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1 Aurat chappal wali dukaan pe: Chappal dikhao…

Dukandar: Kitna number?

Aurat: 36

Dukandar: Bahin ji, Dimag pe zor laga ke socho, Kya lene Aayi ho?



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Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….!

Husband: Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!

Wife: Mujhe pata tha..!
Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
jindagi mey kuch to kam karo…!

Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!

‘Husband Shoked!’



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‘सती’ के देश में ‘सनी’ का राज है, अब ‘महिला दिवस’ यही पैगाम देता है।



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😄नवरा घरी आलेल्या मेव्हणी ला बघून खुप आनंदी होतो आणि बायकोला म्हणतो
“खुप दिवसानी तुझी बहिन घरी आली ना खुप आनंद झाला”😘

😡बायको :- हो का ! पँन्ट ची चीन लावा आधी
तुमचा आनंद बाहेर आला



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Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo
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Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausum Howa Suhana
Wa Wa Wa Wa
Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mosam Howa Sohana
Bandar B SMS Parhnay Lagae,
Educated Howa Zamana
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Mere Sugar Se Mithey
Milk Se Gorey
Asmaan Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
Baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam
Or
Sab Se Be-Sharam
Dost
Kabhi To Msg Kia Karo
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Dushman Chahy
Jitna Be Acha Dost Ban Jaey Us
Per Aitbar Na Karo
Kuon K Pani Ko Chahy Jitna Be Garam Karlo
Aag Bhujanay K
Liay Kafi Hota Hai..
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Q: Ghairat Kia Hai..?
A: Ghairat Wo Cheez Hai
Jo Agar Ap Ko Aa Jaye To
Mera Inbox Kabhi
Bhi Khali Na Rahey…
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Fact of Shaadi in India

अभी शादी का पहला ही साल था,
ख़ुशी के मारे मेरा बुरा हाल था,
खुशियाँ कुछ यूं उमड़ रहीं थी,
की संभाले नही संभल रही थी..

सुबह सुबह मैडम का चाय ले कर आना
थोडा शरमाते हुये हमें नींद से जगाना,
वो प्यार भरा हाथ हमारे बालों में फिरना,
मुस्कुराते हुये कहना की…

डार्लिंग चाय तो पी लो,
जल्दी से रेडी हो जाओ,
आप को ऑफिस भी है जाना…

घरवाली भगवान का रुप ले कर आयी थी,
दिल और दिमाग पर पूरी तरह छाई थी,
सांस भी लेते थे तो नाम उसी का होता था,
इक पल भी दूर जीना दुश्वार होता था…

५ साल बाद……..

सुबह सुबह मैडम का चाय ले कर आना,
टेबल पर रख कर जोर से चिल्लाना,
आज ऑफिस जाओ तो मुन्ना को
स्कूल छोड़ते हुए जाना…

सुनो एक बार फिर वोही आवाज आयी,
क्या बात है अभी तक छोड़ी नही चारपाई,
अगर मुन्ना लेट हो गया तो देख लेना,
मुन्ना की टीचर्स को फिर खुद ही संभाल लेना…

ना जाने घरवाली कैसा रुप ले कर आयी थी,
दिल और दिमाग पर काली घटा छाई थी,
सांस भी लेते हैं तो उन्ही का ख़याल होता है,
अब हर समय जेहन में एक ही सवाल होता है…

क्या कभी वो दिन लौट के आएंगे,
हम एक बार फिर कुंवारे हो जायेंगे…. …!



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Ye dil bahut udas he,
koi apna nai paas he,
har waqt boring sa ahsaas he,
jara apni girlfrnd ka number dena,
suna he maal bahut JHAKKAAS he.



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Funny Shayari – Husband Wife Shayari

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai



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न जाने कब से हैं सहरा कई बसाए हुए
हुई हैं मुद्दतें, आंखों को मुस्कुराए हुए
ये माहताब न होता, तो आसमानों पर
सितारे आते नज़र और टिमटिमाए हुए
समंदरों की भी नश्वो-नुमा हुई होगी
ज़माना राज़ ये सीने में है छुपाए हुए
हर एक दिल में खलिश क्यों है एक मुब्हम सी
नक़ाब चेहरे से है वक्त क्यों हटाए हुए
इस इंतज़ार में आयेंगे फिर नए पत्ते
शजर को अरसा हुआ पत्तियां गिराए हुए
हवा के झोंकों में हलकी सी एक खुश्बू है
तुम आज लगता है इस शहर में हो आए हुए
गुलाब-रंग कोई चेहरा अब कहीं भी नहीं
ज़मीं पे अब्र के टुकड़े हैं सिर्फ़ छाए हुए
लगे हैं ज़ख्म कई दिल पे संगबारी में
के लोग सर पे हैं तूफ़ान सा उठाए हुए
किताबें पढ़के नहीं होती अब कोई तहरीक
जुमूद अपने क़दम इनमें है जमाए हुए
परिंदे जाके बलंदी पे, लौट आते हैं
के इन के दिल हैं नशेमन से लौ लगाए हुए
अजीब थे वो मुसाफ़िर, चले गए चुपचाप
दिलों में अब भी कहीं हैं मगर समाए हुए



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तेरे होठों पे मेरे नाम का फूल खिल जाए
तो कहाँ जायेगा मेरा ध्यान इस जहां की तरफ
फिर चाहे मेरे हाथ से ये मंजिल जाए
कदम खुद चल पड़ेंगे तेरे इक सदा की तरफ

मुझे याद है वो सब तेरी यादों की कसम
वो इक अदा से हँस के मेरा नाम लेना
वो सख्त राहों पे जब लडखडाते थे कदम
मई साथ हूँ ये कह के हाथ थाम लेना

मैं कैसे मान लूँ की अब तू मेरे साथ नहीं
तू जब तब छू जाए मुझे हवाओं की तरह
क्या हुआ जो अब इन हाथो में वो हाथ नहीं
तेरी यादें तो मेरे साथ हैं दुआओं की तरह

तू मुझे भूलने की दुआ भी करे , ऐ यार
तो भी मुझे ज़माने भर की ख़ुशी मिल जाए
की वो दुआ करने में ही सही , ‘मितवा’ फिर इक बार
तेरे होठों पे मेरे नाम का फूल खिल जाए



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जब दिल ने कुछ कहना चाहा , जुबां न मिली
जुबां ने कुछ कहना चाहा , दास्ताँ न मिली
ऐसा नहीं है की इस जहां में मुहब्बत ही नहीं
बस जहाँ पे मैंने पाना चाहा , वहाँ न मिली
मैंने साथ माँगा उसका और उसने जुदाई
मैं मना न कर सका उसकी हाँ न मिली
देखा तो ‘मितवा’ मीलों का फासला देखा
सोचा तो कोई दूरी दरमियाँ न मिली



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Happy Diwali Wishes & Diwali Messages in Hindi

 

Wish Diwali 2010 to your friends, Happy Diwali 2010 SMS, Happy Diwali 2010 Wish Messages in Hindi, Diwali sms in Hindi font
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Deepak ki roshni
Patako ki awaz
Suraj ki kirane
Khushiyon ki bauchaar
Chandan ki khusboo
Apno ka pyar
Mubarak ho apko Diwali ka tyohar…
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Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!
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Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha…
* * * Happy Diwali * * *
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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai. * Happy Diwali *
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Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye “DIWALI” Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
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Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye, Happy Diwali
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Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..
Happy Diwali 2010
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Aai aai Diwali aai,
Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao,
mauz manao,
aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali
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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye…
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Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye,
Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali”
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Deep Jalty jagmagate rahin,
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahin,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahin,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari
‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahin…’
Happy Diwali
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Pal Pal Sunhare Fool Khile,
Kabhi Na Ho Kaanto Ka Saamna,
Jindagi Aapki Khushiyo Se Bhari Rahe,
Dipawali Par Humaari Yahi Shubhkaamna *** Happy diwali ***
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BE CAREFUL IN DIWALI CELEBRATION :-
To avoid accidents with young children during diwali, here are few simple rules to follow

1. Buy Fireworks from the licensed shop.
2. Keep fireworks in a closed box .
3. Store crackers away from source of fire or ignition.
4. Follow all safety precautions issued with the fire works .
5. Go to open spaces like playgrounds, fields .
6. Light them at arms length using a taper .
7. Stand back while lighting the crackers .
8. Discard used fireworks in a bucket of water.
9. Keep buckets of water and blankets ready, incase a firebreaks out .
10. If clothes catch fire, Stop, Drop and Roll .



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Diwali SMS Messages for greeting Happy Diwali to your near and 
dear ones on this Diwali Festival…

 
Deepavali – the very name of this festival reveals its meaning. The festival is all about the lighting diyas. Later the term ‘Deepawali’ became ‘Diwali’. Deepawali or Diwali is also known as ‘the festival of lights’, because on this day, people illuminate their home and premises with diyas and colorful lights. Celebrated usually in the month of October or November, Diwali bears significance in the Hindu culture as well as among Buddhists, Sikhs and Jains. The legends connected to the festival are different for different religions.
Diwali is the Indian festival that brings a series of festivals with it. One after another, we get a chance to celebrate five ceremonious occasions. The people of all age groups and classes with equal zeal and enthusiasm celebrate Diwali throughout India. They put on new apparels and participate in the various activities that are related to Diwali celebrations. It is a festival of celebrations such as lightings, crackers, cleanliness, colorful rangoli making, social gatherings to exchange greetings and sharing sweets with your loved ones. Diwali is a festival filled with spiritualism and religious activities, such as worship of Goddess Lakshmi, worship of Lord Ganesha, worship of Ma Kali, worship of Lord Chitragupta and worship of Govardhan Parvat.

We Collected Some Diwali Wishes massege for you.

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
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I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI…
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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
Happy Diwali
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Deep Jalty jagmagate rahin,
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahin,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahin,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari
‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahin…’
Happy Diwali
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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye…
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Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali”
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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali
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Khushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
aisa aaye aapke liye Diwali ka tyohar…
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Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar
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The last day of Navratri is celebrated as Dussehra with immense enthusiasm and glory. This joyous festival is observed throughout India marking the defeat of the evil ten-headed king Ravana, by Lord Rama. During the nine days of Navratri celebrated prior to Dussehra, Ramlila acts are organized to showcase the life of Lord Rama, while on the tenth day, Ravana Dahan takes the lead.


HAPPY DUSSEHARA – HAPPY VIJAYA DASHAMI

Durga Puja & Dasara Greetings and SMS Messages 

Celebrate the Victory of the
force of Good over Evil.
Let’s Celebrate an Auspicious Day
to begin new things in Life…
Happy Dussehra
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Burai par acchai ki jeet…
Dussehra lata hai ek ummeed..
Raavan ki tarah hamare dukhon ka ant ho….
ek nai shuruat ho ek naye savere ke saath…
Happy Dussehra!
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Good Health and Success
Ward Off Evil
Lord’s Blessings
Happy Dussehra
Yummy Dussehra
Triumph Over Evil
Joyous Festive Season
Spirit of Goodness…
Happy Vijaya Dashami
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Diwali is one of the most important festivals of Hindus and celebrated with lots of enthusiasm and happiness throughout India.

The latest trend is to wish people a ‘Happy Diwali’ by sending SMS. Go through the following lines and find lovely Diwali messages and greetings for wishing your friends and family members.

Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari
Aap Chand ki tarah jagmagate rahe…
Happy Diwali
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Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki kasturi sharma jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki Balaji bhi dekhte rah jaye
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I Pray to God to give U
Shanti, Shakti,
Sampati, Swarup,
Saiyam, Saadgi,
Sukh, Samridhi,
Sanskar, Swaasth,
Sanmaan, Saraswati,
Sneh aur Safalta. 
Shubh Deepawali
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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka
Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
Ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho 
Happy Diwali
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Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali
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Diwali aayi, Masti chayi,
Rangi rangoli, Deep jalaye,
Dhoom dhadaka, Chhoda patakha,
Jhilmilati phuljadiyan, Sabko bhaye,

Happy Diwali

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Khushian ho overflow,
Masti kabhi na ho low,
Dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
Dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
Aisa aaye aapke liye
Diwali ka Tyohar
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May the festival of lights brighten up
You and your near and dear ones’ life!
And bring joy, health and wealth to all of you!
Happy Diwali
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May the light that we celebrate at Diwali
Show us the way and lead us together
On the path of peace and social harmony
Wish you a very Happy Diwali
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Hindi Teacher to Santa:  Tumhare papa ka kya naam hai?
Santa: Google Singh
Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hai?
Santa: Mein jahan bi jata hun, wo mujhe dhoond hi lete hain.

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IN ENGLISH

Hindi Teacher to Santa: What is the name of your father?
Santa: Google Singh
Teacher: How’s that name?
Santa: Where ever I go, he always finds me out.

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Que: Aadmi aur aurat me kya farak hota hai.
Ans: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari umeed karti hai.
Aur aadami bahut sari auraton se ek hi umeed karta hai…..

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Noida ke ek shopping mall me 2 Hindi Santa aur Banta apni apni biwi ko dhund rahe the.
Santa: Tumari biwi dekhne me kaisi hai?
Banta: Vo 5′-7″ lambi hai, gora rang hai, 36-24-36 figure hai aur ghane lambe baal hain. Aur tumari kaisi dikhti hai?
Santa : Meri bhool jao, chalo tumari dhundte hain.



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Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai,
Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai,
Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur
Zandu balm hai to munni badnaam hai.



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Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh
ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,

Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se ring mangi
thi aur usne nahi di.

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Line marne ke bahut se tarike hai jinme se
3 mazedar ye hain
.
.
.
.
.
1. Pencil se

2. Pen se

3. Marker se

Kabhi to sidha socha kar 

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Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya fark hai?
GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain,
Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain!

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Welcome to “Sach ka samna”
.
.
Jawab sirf haan ya na me dena hai
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal

Kya aapne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya hai

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Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye
Guar farmaiyega Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye
..
..
..
..
Par usse na boliye jo tose tagda hoye!!

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चिंटू (वेटर से)– इन आलू के पराठों में तो कहीं आलू नजर ही नहीं आ रहे हैं। 
वेटर- सर! नाम पर मत जाओ, आपने कभी कश्मीरी पुलाव में कश्मीर को देखा है।
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चिंटू अपनी पत्नी के साथ शहर घूमने गया। होटल में एक कमरा किराए पर लेने के बाद उसने मैनेजर से पूछा- आपके यहाँ खाने का क्या समय है? 
मैनेजर ने बताया– सुबह 7 से 11 नाश्ता, दोपहर 12 से 3 बजे तक दिन का खाना और शाम 6 से रात 10 बजे तक रात का खाना। 
चिंटू– कमाल है! यदि इतना समय खाने में ही लग जाएगा तो हम शहर कब देखेंगे।
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चिकी (स्कूल बस के कंडक्टर से)– मेरी मम्मी ने कहा था कि कोई परेशानी हो तो कंडक्टर भैया से कह देना।  
कंडक्टर- हाँ, कहो? क्या परेशानी है।  
चिकी- पहले तो मेरे जूते के फीते बाँध दो, फिर मेरी नाक पोंछ दो। फिर बताती हूँ। 
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एक मोहल्ले में पिछले कुछ समय से बहुत चोरियाँ हो रही थी। चिंतित होकर बिल्लू अपने सहपाठी से बोला- हम बहुत गरीब हैं। यह बात चोरों को तो पता नहीं है। पर घर की रखवाली के लिए हमारे पास कोई कुत्ता भी नहीं है। हमें क्या करना चाहिए।  
टिल्लू बोला- अगर रात में चोर आ जाए तो हम में से किसी को भौंकना पड़ता है। सब तैयार रहे।
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भीड़ भरी सड़क पर चल रहे रमन को दूसरी तरफ जाना था। उसे कुछ सूझा नहीं तो उसने उस पार खड़े व्यक्ति को आवाज देकर पूछा- ओ भाई साहब! आप उधर कैसे पहुँचे? मुझे भी बता दीजिए।  
चमन जवाब दिया- भाई साहब ! मैं तो इस तरफ ही पैदा हुआ था ना।
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रमन (अपने युवा पुत्र से)- टिंकू, ये बार-बार अपनी पैंट ऊपर की ओर मत खींचा कर, मुझे बहुत बुरा लगता है। 
पुत्र- पिताश्री! अगर मैं बार-बार पैंट ऊपर नहीं खींचूँगा, तो आपसे ज्यादा बुरा मुझे लगेगा। 
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एक बार रमन चमन को डॉक्टर के पास ले गया और बोला- ‘डॉक्टर साहब ! मेरा दोस्त अपने आपको रेडियो समझने लगा हैं। दिन भर गाने गाता रहता है।  
डॉक्टर ने एक नजर चमन को देखा और बोले- ‘आप बिलकुल भी चिंता न करें, मैं इनको ठीक कर दूँगा।’ रमन तत्काल बोल पड़ा- ‘डॉक्टर! मैं बिलकुल भी चिंतित नहीं हूँ। मैं तो बस यह चाहता हूँ कि जब ये आपसे इलाज करवा कर जाए तो एफएम ट्यून की तरह गाने गाए।
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 An ATM is considered as a very complicated machine in rural India. There are lot of funny incidents that happen around the ATM. At time when you find sardarjis using an ATM you would feel that this is one of the most complicated machines ever to be made and would wonder as to what is it that would be simple and easy for him.

I was once standing in line at an ATM and there were 2 sardarjis standing in front of me. I could figure out that they were friends from the way they were chatting. But each of them would hide their ATM cards from each other as if that was the most precious thing in life.

This ATM has 2 machines inside and it could accomodate 2 people. I saw both these friends get into the cubicle together. Suddenly they were serious and there was dead silence.

1st Sardar inserted his card into the machine and the 2nd one peeped at him. The moment he entered his pin number, the 2nd sardar screamed with joy and started shouting.

2nd Sardar: I saw it, I saw it. i saw your pin number.
The 1st sardar was stunned. His face went pale and he was loss of breathes.

2nd Sardar: Your pin number is ****

The 1st sardar burst laughing. He said, “Wrong, wrong. You have got it wrong”.

1st Sardar: My pin number is not ****. It is 1278.



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Pappu Kaun Banega Crorepati Main:
Question: What is you father name?
Pappu: Plz Options?
a. Dabbu
b. Babbu
c. Shabbu
d. Hubbu
Pappu: Life line-50/50
a. Dabbu
c. Shabbu
Pappu: Audience Vote.
75% Dabbu
25% Shabbu

Pappu: Main apni last life line use karna chahta hu “Phone a friend.”

Kisse call karengy?
Pappu: Apne baap Dabbu ko!



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Baniye ki Adat
Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha.
Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya. Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha.
Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”
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Ek Lota paani de de………. 
Bania’s Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..
Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.
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Mere papa ko nahi jante
Teacher:   Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain.
10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain.
Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Bania’s funny son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante. 



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Santa ka Dimag Computer se tej hai……...

Ek deewar par likha tha ‘Yaha kutte susu karte hain’
Santa ne waha susu kiya.
Fir muskura kar bola-ise kehte hai dimaag,
susu maine kiya naam kutte ka aaya



Banta ki Antim Ichha

Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle,
bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..

Maa Kaha Hai……….
Santa-Mere pass gadi hai ,bunglow hai,paisa hai tumhare paas kya hai ?
Banta- Mere paas bhi gadi hai bunglow hai paisa hai.
Santa-to saale apni maa kiske paas hai ?



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Gabbar v/s Sambha

Gabbar:- Kitne admi the?
Sambha:- Sardar 2.
Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi aati.2 kitne hote hai?
Sambha:- Sardar 2, 1 k baad aata hai.
Gabbar:- Or 2 k pahle?
Sambha:- 2 k pahle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar:– To bich me kaun aata hai?
Sambha:- Bich me koi nahi aata hai.
Gabbar:– To phir dono ek saath kyon nahi aate hai?
Sambha:- 2, 1 k baad hi aa sakta hai. Kyon ki 2, 1 se bada hota hai.
Gabbar:- 2, 1 se kitna bada hota hai?
Sambha:- 2 ,1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar:- Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Sambha:- Sardar maine apka namak khaya hai. Mujhe goli mar do.



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Ladki usually Sex Karny Ke Baad Kya Kahti Hai?

I Love You?

Wrong!

That Was Great?

Wrong Again!

I Love It?

Aray Nahi Yaar…

Sahi Jawab: “Suno Meri Bra aur Panty Kahan rakhi hai.“



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A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God She asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?”

God replied – I didn’t recognize you.”



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There are two ants living in a girl’s pair of panties. One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour. So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave.

After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.

One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. “Eeew!, What was your cave like” asked the other ant.

“It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky” replied the ant. “So how was your cave?”.

“Well” he said, “It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me.”



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SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon,
Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

Dost: Garam pani Q?

Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.



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SARDARji : Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, “I AM GOING”?
FRIEND :Main jaa raha hun.
SARDARji : Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain….answer bata ke jaa..


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Anniversary sms
Apologize SMS
April Fool SMS
Bhai log SMS
blonde jokes sms
bollywood sms
break up sms
Christmas SMS
College-Jokes-SMS
Congratulation SMS
cool sms
double meaning sms
Eid Greetings SMS
English Poetry
English Poetry SMS
Facts SMS
Faraz SMS
Fathers Day SMS
Flirty & Naughty SMS
Friends Teasing SMS
Friendship SMS
Funny Love & Romantic SMS
Funny Poetry SMS
Funny SMS
Get Well SMS
Good Luck SMS
Good Morning SMS
Good Night SMS
Happy Birthday SMS
health and fitness SMS
Heavenly Words SMS
Independence Day SMS
Inspirational Quotes SMS
Islamic SMS
Jokes SMS
Kiss SMS
love quotes
Marriage Jokes SMS
Miss You SMS
Mothers Day SMS
Motivational SMS
Nasty & Insult SMS
New Year SMS
Nice Day SMS
Pashto SMS
Pepsi sms
Picture SMS
Political Jokes SMS
Praise SMS
Punjabi SMS
Question Answer SMS
Quotes SMS
Rainy Day SMS
Rajanikanth sms
ramadan sms
RelationShip SMS
Riddle SMS
Romantic SMS
Sardar SMS & Jokes
Send Me SMS
Smile SMS
Tragic SMS
Tricky Question SMS
Uncategorized
URDU Poetry SMS
Valentine Day SMS
Weekend SMS
Wise Words SMS
zardari sms


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American says : US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..
 

Sardarji says : India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…



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What is it that all men have, Some has longer or Some has shorter & man gives it to his wife after they married ? U dirty mind, It’s SURNAME



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Wo Konsi Situation Hoti Hai, Jis Mein Mard 10 Mint Mein Thak Jata Hai Or Ourat Chahti Hai K Wo Karta Rahay. Think??? “SHOPPING” Magar aap ki Soch Ko Salam Hai



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Boy : what is that u keep in ur mouth which
is 6 long and move it in and out and wait for
a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words Boy:dont worry its tooth brush



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Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your . . book from your bag and study..!



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What is “big” in Ladies, “small” in girls and “not” there in babies??? ? ? ? ? The Letter “L” what u thinking..?? dirty mind



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Girl : what do u like in me? Boyfriend : Those 2 big white balls having a large black dot in center of it… Girl : What ? ? ? Bfrnd: yes darling your eyes.



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LADY: SARHI me 1 bhi sorakh dikha to sarhi wapis kr dungi. DUKANDAR: Madam, ap “SORAKH” dikhao to sahi, Sarhi apko free me de dunga.



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Dukandar: is bori pay mat bethna, phat jay gy…! Gahak: Iss mein ghubary hein kya…? Dukandar: Nahi! Keel hein..



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Q: What’s about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out? A: A toothbrush.

V9DJQSRSZCYH



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Girl: muzpe shayari karo na..
shayar: ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera..
ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera..
Ho ja takli aur kar de savera



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Nari ke Chakkar Me Bhulo Mat Yaari.
Laat Maaregi nari to Yaad Ayegi yaari.
Baat mano Hamari Ban jao Brahmchari.
Ye Jankari Janhit Me Jaari.
Samjhe Prempujari.



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Sonu- Mera ghar itna bada h k usme local train chlti h…
Monu- bas, saale mera ghar itna bada h k agar 

ek-kone se dusre-kone chale jao to roaming lagti hai..



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Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?


STUDENT:32 yrs.


Teacher: How do you know?


STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.



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Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off…!


STUDENT said :”ya. it’s my CALLER TUNE”
Principal shock…!
 

Student rocks….!



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जज: इसके दोनों कान काट दो!
संता: नहीं मैं अँधा हो जाऊंगा!
जज: कान काटने से अंधे कैसे होओगे?
संता: चश्मा कहाँ लगाऊंगा!



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अध्यापक इलेक्ट्रानिक्स के विद्यार्थी से: नाड़े को अंग्रेजी में क्या कहते हैं?
विद्यार्थी: पी एच डी!
अध्यापक: क्या मतलब?
विद्यार्थी: पजामा होल्डिंग डिवाइस!



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संता स्कूल में शोर कर रहा था!
एक लड़का बोला `चुप हो जाओ`!
संता: तुम कौन हो?
लड़का: मैं मोनिटर हूँ!
संता: मैं सी.पी.यू. हूँ!



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टीचर: मैंने तुम्हें कुत्ते पर निबंध लिखने को कहा था, लिख कर क्यों नहीं लाये?
संता: मैं क्या करता जैसे ही मैंने कुत्ते पर पैन रखा तो वो भाग गया!



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पप्पू: डैडी मुझे ढोल ले दो!
संता: नहीं! तू ढोल बजा कर मुझे तंग किया करेगा!
पप्पू: नहीं डैडी! जब आप सों जाया करोगे तब मैं ढोल बजाया करूंगा!



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पप्पू: मम्मी मुझे नींद नहीं आ रही! मुझे कोई कहानी सुनाओ!
मम्मी: थोड़ी देर ठहर जा, तुम्हारे डैडी आते ही होंगे! लेट नाईट टाईम पर घर न आने की कहानी वो जो मुझे सुनायेंगे तू भी सुन लेना!



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एक महिला ज्योतिष से: क्या मेरे भाग्य में दौलत की लकीर है?
ज्योतिष: हां आपके पास दौलत की दो लकीरे है! एक आगे एक पीछे जिससे चाहे दौलत कमाओ!



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हर औरत प्यार करने के वक्त अलग अलग शब्द बोलती है!
नौकरानी: जल्दी करो साहब जी मालकिन आ जाएगी!
पड़ोसन: धीरे करो कही आवाज़ बाहर न चली जाये!
प्रेमिका: थोड़ा और करो!
पत्नी: पंखा बहुत गन्दा हो गया है कल साफ करुगी!



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सुहागरात पर दूल्हा: जान तुम्हे आज रात चाँद पर ले जाऊं या तारो पर?
दुल्हन: यह तो आपका राकिट देखकर ही बता पाऊँगी



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संता का ख़राब दिन!
दरवाज़ा खोला कुण्डी हाथ में! नल खोला तो टूटी हाथ में! ब्रुश किया तो दांत हाथ में! अब डर के मरे सोच रहा है कि सुसु करू या न!



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संता ने एक लड़की को छेड दिया!
लड़की: तुम्हारे घर में माँ बहन नहीं है क्या?
संता: तुम उनकी चिंता मत करो मेरे पास अपना अलग कमरा है!



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पत्नी: सुनो जी मेरी चप्पल बिल्कुल टूट गई है! शाम को मेरे लिये एक जोड़ी चप्पल लेकर आना!
पति: शाम को एक जगह मेरा भाषण हैं! तुम भी मेरे साथ वहां चलो! अपनी पसंद की जितनी मर्जी जोड़ियां उठा लाना!



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संता: यूरोप के एक विद्वान ने लिखा है कि 
जो आदमी जितना बेवकूफ होता है, 
उसे उतनी ही सुंदर पत्नी मिलती है!
जीतो: रहने दो जी! मेरी तारीफ़ करने के

इलावा आपको कोई काम नहीं है क्या?



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पत्नी: मैं बाज़ार जा रही हूँ, मुझे 50 रूपये की ज़रूररत है!
पति (गुस्से से): तुम्हें रूपये से ज्यादा अकल की ज़रुरत है!
पत्नी: आपसे वही चीज़ मांगी है, जो आपके पास मौजूद है!



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संता: अगर तुम इसी तरह फिजूलखर्ची करती रही तो एक दिन भीख मांगने की नौबत आ जायेगी!
जीतो: कोई बात नहीं सुबह-शाम तुमसे पैसे मांगने से मुझे भीख मांगने का काफी अनुभव हो गया है!



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एक प्रेमी ने अपने प्रेमिका से कहा!
मैं तुम्हारी जुल्फों से खेलना चाहता हूँ!
प्रेमिका ने विग उतार कर दे दी! और बोली खेलते रहो मगर कल वापिस कर देना मुझे कॉलेज भी जाना है!



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प्रेमिका: जब हमारी शादी हो जायेगी! मैं तुम्हारी सारी चिन्तायें और कष्ट बांट लूंगी।
प्रेमी: मुझे तुमसे यही उम्मीद है, लेकिन मेरी जिंदगी में कोई चिन्ता या कष्ट नहीं है।
प्रेमिका: वो तो इसलिये क्योंकि अब तक हमारी शादी नहीं हुई!



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प्रेमी: अगर मुझे करोड़ों रुपये का घाटा हो जाये तो तुम फिर भी मुझसे शादी करोगी?
प्रेमिका: क्या तुम्हे सच में करोड़ों रुपये का घाटा हो गया है?
प्रेमी: नहीं बस मैं ऐसे ही पूछ रहा था!
प्रेमिका: तब ठीक है तुमसे ही शादी करुगी!



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प्रेमी: जिंदगी में शादी करना बड़ा ज़रूरी है!
प्रेमिका : क्यों?
प्रेमी: क्योंकि जिंदगी में ख़ुशी ही सब कुछ नहीं होती!



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प्रेमी प्रेमिका को शादी के लिये मना करता हुआ!
प्रेमी: भगवान् के लिये कुछ दिन रुक जाओ! मैं तुम्हें कुछ बन के दिखाऊंगा!
प्रेमिका: तुम कुछ बनो न बनो पर मैं तुम्हारे बच्चे की माँ जरुर बन के दिखाउंगी!



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प्रेमिका: आपको मुझमे क्या अच्छा लगता है मेरी समझदारी या मेरी सुन्दरता?
प्रेमी: मुझे तो यह तुम्हारी मजाक करने की आदत बहुत अच्छी लगती है!



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प्रेमी ने प्रेमिका को फूल उपहार में दिया तो प्रेमिका ने 
उसे चूम लिया! प्रेमी कमरे से बाहर जाने लगा तो!

प्रेमिका: क्या बात है तुम नाराज़ हो गए?


प्रेमी: नहीं मैं और फूल लेने जा रहा हूँ!



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प्रेमी: अपनी प्रेमिका के लिये फूल लेकर आया!
प्रेमिका: मुझे यह फूल नहीं कोई सोने की चीज चाहिए!
प्रेमी: यह लो तकिया और सो जाओ!



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प्रेमी: मैं उस लड़की से शादी करूंगा जो बढ़िया खाना बनाना जानती हो, 
घर को साफ़ सुथरा रखे और उसे सादगी पसंद हो!

प्रेमिका: मेरे घर आना यह सभी गुण हमारी नौकरानी में है!



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प्रेमिका: मैं तो मानती हूँ कि शादी एक लॉटरी है?
प्रेमी: पर मैं यह नहीं मानता!
प्रेमिका: क्यों?
प्रेमी: क्योंकि लॉटरी में दोबारा किस्मत आजमाने का मौका मिलता है!



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प्रेमिका: मुहब्बत के मारे को आत्महत्या से बचने का एक मात्र तरीका शादी है!
प्रेमी: शादी से बचने का एकमात्र तरीका आत्महत्या है!



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प्रेमिका: वो देखो वो लड़का उस लड़की को कितना प्यार कर रहा है, तुम क्यों नहीं करते?
प्रेमी: मैं लड़की को जानता ही नहीं फिर कैसे प्यार करूं?



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प्रेमिका: कुछ ऐसा कहो न जिससे मेरी दिल की धड़कन तेज हो जाये, मेरा दिल जोर- जोर से धड़के, मुझे कुछ कुछ हो!
प्रेमी: भाग तेरा भाई आ रहा है!



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दो प्रेमियों ने आत्महत्या करने की योजना बनाई!
लड़का कूद गया और लड़की नहीं कूदी! आधे रास्ते में लड़के ने पैराशूट खोला और चिल्लाया: मुझे पता था चुड़ेल तू नहीं कूदेगी!



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Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga



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Movie titles related to engg students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge



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Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho,
bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti,
thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho



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Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai



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Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata



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HAR DIL MAI DARD CHUPA HOTA HAI ,
BAYA KARNE KAA ANDAAZ JUDA HOTA HAI ,
KOI ASHKO SE BAHA DETA HAI AUR
KISSI KI HASI MAI BHI DARD CHUPA HOTA HAI …………



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Jiske pas kuch nahi
Jiske pas kuch nahi us pe duniya hasti hai,jiske pas sab kuch hai usse duniya jalti hai,apke pas hamari dosti hai,jise pane ke liye duniya tarasti hai..



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Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !



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APKI ek muskhurahat ne hamare hosh uda diye….
apki ek muskhurahat ne hamare hosh uda diye….
Hum hosh me aane hi wale the
ki aap phir se muskura diye….!



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koi patthar se na mare mere diwaane ko…….
koi patthar se na mare mere diwaane ko….
……….
……….
nuclear power ka zaman hai bomb se uda dalo sale ko



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kaanch ko chahat thi patthar paane ki,
ek pal me fir tutkar bikhar jaane ki,
chahat bus itni thi us deewane ki,
apne tukdo me tasvir uski saajane ki,



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aapki yaadon ka mahel banaya hamne,
aarzu ka diya jalaya humne,
tujhe meri kasam koi vo lamha bata,
jis lamhe me tujhe bhulaya humne….



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jo asani se mile woh hai gam.
jo mushkil se mile woh hai rum.
jo kisiko na mile woh he dum
aur jo nasseb walon ko mile woh hai hum.



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Ram ne Dhanush Toda,
Sita Daud Ke Aayi.
Kishan Ne Bansuri Bajayi,
Aur Radha Bhag ke chali Aayi.
Aur Humne sirf Siti Mari,
Sali Baap ko Le Aayi.



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QUESTION:-
“Sharam kya hai”

ANS: sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agr
tum logon ko aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe. 😉



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Kya Ap Machharo Se
pareshan He
sone Me Takleef Hoti H

to..Machharo ke sone Ke baad
So jao
What n Idea Sir G



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Uske Pyar K Saye Ne Mujhe Aisa Pyasa banaya

Wah wah!

Uske Pyar K Saye Ne Mujhe Aisa Pyasa banaya

Tu 2 minute ruk Main Pani Pi K aya.



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Who is BANIYA –
B – BRILLIANT
A – ACTIVE
N – NOBLE
I – INTELLIGENT
Y – YASHSHVI
A – ATTRACTIVE
b are proud to be “BANIYA”



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A
P e r s o n
W h o
C a n
E x p l a i n
C o l o r
T o
A
B l i n d
M a n
C a n
E x p l a i n
E v e r y
T h i n g
I n
L I F E…



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Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai
k 24 AUG ko MOB Band rkhe,
KYO K kuch sararti ldkiya hai
Jo RAKHI sms kr skti hai.
Apki zra c laparwai apko “BHAI” bna skti h.



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Friendship is not a Collection Of message
But it is Selection of Hrts.
All Frnds r nt True,
Bt True Friends R Very Few “LIKE” U



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Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!



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Chand par hai light,
Bole to ho gayi hai night,
To band karne ka Tube light,
Aur so jaane ka Keep quite,
Bole to wo sweet dreams walaGoooooooood Night.



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1
Sal
12
mah
1
Mah
K
4
Hafte
1
Hafte
K
7
Din
1
Din
K
24
Ghante
1
Ghante
K
60
Minut
1
Minut
K
60
Sec
1
Sec
K
Hazar
Lamhe
Har
Lamhe
MEri
1
Hi
Dua
K TUM KHUSH RAHO



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nav samvat ki naval chandni jag me
nav sanchar bhare nav asha ke kalash sajakar
mangalmay sansar kare.
NAVWARS VIKRAM SAMVAT 2067 MANGALMAY HO.



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Hot Tea Apke Bed Pe He

Suraj Ki Kirne Apke Head Pe He

News Paper Apke Gate Pe He

Ab To Uth Jayiye Hum Apke MSG K Wait Me He. Good_Morning



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Uth Kr Dekhiye Subah Ka Nazara
Hawa B He Thandi Mausam B He Pyara
So Gaya Chand Or Chhup Gaya Hr Ek Tara
Kabool Ho ApKo
Salam-E-Subah Hmara



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Kaho usise jo na keh kisise,
Mango usise jo de khushi se,
Pyar ho usise jo mile kismet se,
DOSTI karo usise jo jindgi sajaye hasi se!



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Hum apke account me kuch jama kar rahe hai…
Dosti, Pyar, Wishes,Khushiya, Hansi….
Jis ka pin code hai apki “SMILE”…
so always keep smiling.



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Sachi bahaduri ka matlb

der rat ko ghar lotna

late-night club se
nashe me bilkul tun

Papaji hath m hockey lekr gate khole

Or tum kaho”Chak De India”.



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1.Take A Bowl Of Grapes

2.Put It In Ur Hands

3.Stand In Front Of D Mirror

The Dish Is Ready

Dish Name: Langur K Hath Me Angur.



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Woh Joota Sharma K Ye Kehta Hua Pehle He Gir Gaya Faraz…

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Aakhir Meri Bhi Kuch Izzat Hai.
Nahi Jana Maine Us Moonchon Waly Kuttay K Paas.

Ha Ha Ha….
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.. 🙂



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Dua karte hai hum sar jhuka k,
aap apni manzil ko paye.
agar aapki rahon mein kabhi andhra aaye,
to Roshni k liye khuda humko jalaye.
*Happy Birth Day*



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Teri jhalak ko tarasta hu zidd ab ye chod do,
Ye zulm aaj na dhao tumhari saalgirah hai,
Bhatak raha hu teri zaat ki zaneeron mein,
Chalo azaad hi kardo tumhari saalgirah hai.



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SANTA ne Apni Car k Niche Kutte ko Leta Hua Dekha
to Kutte ko Punch se Khicha or Kaha
Bahar nikal Saale, Bada aya Automobile Enginer



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What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler



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God Bless You And Keep You Safe
Not Only Today But Throughout Life
That is coming In Ur Way.
May Year To Follow Be Among
The Best You’ve Ever Spend.



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A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.
Wife Replied:
“Good night Father of none



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ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad woh theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge ?
santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga, phir mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad main uska janamdin manaunga, janamdin par ussey bahut sare gift milenge. gift mein ek nikker bhi hogi, main uss nikker se elastic nikalunga,gulel banaunga aur chidi marunga.



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Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE………



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mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega



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~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy



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