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Ek Admi Doctor Ke Paas Check-Up Ke Liye Gaya..

Doctor: Apko Aram Ki sakht zarurat hai..

Ye neend ki goli de raha hun….. 
Ek subah aur ek sham ko …..
Apni Biwi Ko Khila dena.
😂😂😜😜😃😃😂😂


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best shayari ever….

machhar ne aapko kata…. ye uska junun tha
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wa wa wa wa

machhar ne aapko kata ye uska junun tha…..
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phir aapne vaha khujaya ye aapka sukun tha….
😅😅
chah kar bhi aap usse mar nahi paye….
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gaur farmaiye huzur

chah kar bhi aap usse mar nahi paye….
👏👏
kyoki uski rago me aapkahi khun tha…😇😇😇😇


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2 Type ki gals ke piche mat bhago..
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1) jiske piche mai hu..
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kyuki wo tum se nahi pategi…
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2) jiske piche me nahi hu wo mujse nahi pati to
tumse kya Ghanta pategi  


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माँ 6 साल के बच्चे को पीटते हुये बोली,
“नालायक, तूने भँगी के घर
की रोटी खायी, तू भँगी हो गया, तूने
अपना धर्म भ्रष्ट कर लिया. अब
क्या होगा?
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बच्चे का मासूम सवाल : माँ, मैने तो एक
बार उनके घर की रोटी खाई,
तो मैं भँगी हो गया, । लेकिन वो लोग
तो हमारे घर की रात
की बची रोटी बर्षो से खा रहे हैं,
तो वो ब्राह्राण क्यों नही हो पाये??
Today Best massage.


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CBSE results declared !!! Why kids crying after getting 95% ? Had I ever achieved 85% marks I would like declare my self President of India !!
CBSE results declared !!! Why kids crying after getting 95% ? Today's Strange Kids


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True lines…..
“”Bachpan me ham
waha sona pasand
karte the jaha se chand tare dikhe….

Aur aaj waha sona pasand karte hai jaha

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charger🔌 laga sake



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In india six inches gap between saree and blouse is divine…

But two inches gap between jeans and top is treated as ” Besharam”=))X_X



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A Very Bad News For All Girls !!
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Ap Kabhi Baap Nahi Ban Sakti …


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3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai
Mai apko kesa lagta hun… ??
Miss:so sweet..
Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko
aap ke ghar kab bheju.. ??
Miss: wo q.. ??
Bacha:”q ki wo hamari baat aage chalaye..!
Miss: ye kya bakwas hai..?
Baccha:
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Tution padhane ke liye ..!!
miss aap bhi na kasam se
TV dekh dekh ke kharab ho gayi hain…


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Pappu apni family k sath jungle me rehta tha.
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Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha mila.
sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to
usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai

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Wo Usy apne ghar le gaya Or
Usse roz baaten krne laga….
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Uski Biwi ko shak huwa.
Ek din uski gair mojudgi me
Usne Sheesha nikala or apna
aks dekh kr boli:
“Acha to ye hai wo Churail
jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hy”.
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Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:
“Koi baat nhi..! Budhi hy, jaldi marr jayegi”


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MARWADI apne Naukar se: 
Tumne is saal mehnat se kam kiya, 
Isliye 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu… 

Agar aise hi kaam Karoge toh AGLE SAAL isme signature bhi kar dunga. 😜

Just for fun !!


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No matter what version of “WinRAR” Congress may use to Archive @pmoIndia ,Evaluation key shall always be with Modiji #ModiTakesCharge

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#ModiTakesCharge : 
He will give our nation :
Uni-TEA
Equali-TEA
Safe-TEA
Prosperi-TEA

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Urban Dictionary has added a new word: ‘Congressed’ (verb, adj). It means getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed.
Eg – I got “Congressed” at Work Yesterday

Congress jokes !! Rahul Gandhi Jokes !!


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1 ladki  apne boyfriend se park mei roz milne jati. 

Wo  roz time par  pohchti,

lekin ladka hamesha late ata.
lekin ladki kabhi us se naraz nai hoti…

1din ladki park mei nahi pohnchi,

ladka gusse uske ghar gaya.


Waha pata chala k ladki ko blood cancer hai,

 sirf 6 din jiye gi.

Ladka rote huye ghar  aya or sucied karney buildng k 100ve floor pr gaya or….


 ladki k liye 1 letter choda.. Ush me likha tha……


“Tum mera humesha w8 karti thi or me roz late ata tha ….



lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu or tumhara w8 krunga..”
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Thik ushi waqt wahan se Chota Bheem jaa raha tha…..

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Kya Bheem ushey bacha payega?

Janney k liye…..



Dekhiye ….








Chota Bheem roz raat 9 baje on pogo tv…☺


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Alia Bhatt after Narendra Modi win election!! India won ? Alia: But not match today !!Alia Bhatt after Narendra Modi win!! India won ? Whatsapp Alia Bhatt meme !!!
Alia Bhatt and police !! Lathi charge mean charge lathi with charger !! Alia Bhatt Meme 
Alia and police !! Lathi charge mean charge lathi with charger !! Alia Bhatt Meme

Press any key to boot from CD !! Alia Bhatt: Where is any key ? Alia Bhatt and computer 
Press any key to boot from CD !! Alia Bhatt: Where is any key ? Alia Bhatt and computer

Alia Bhatt and Arjun Kapoor !! Your Bank account blocked !! oh its k I thought Facebook account 
Alia Bhatt and Arjun Kapoor !! Your Bank account blocked !! oh its k I thought Facebook account

More Alia Bhatt meme !!!
http://www.whatsapptext.com/search/label/AliaBhattMeme



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Bush : Osama mile toh use fod do!!!

Gandhi : Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chod do!

Einstein : Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do!

Manmohan : sabhi gaon aur kasbo ki unnati k liye unhe road do!

Arnold Schwarzenegger : Biceps build karne k liye uspar load do!

Bill Gates : Windows unlock karne k liye use code do!

And d best 1

ACP Praduman : Daya, khuni andar hai me kehta hu darwaza tod do.. 



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A student was asked 2 write a signboard
for the traffic rules near da college campus
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He wrote:-

“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
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wait for the Teachers..!”  

Just for fun !!!



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GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH
K BOLI)- “Machaliya Itni Sundar
Kyun Hoti Hain?
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BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE): Kyunki Woh
Kapde Nahi Pahnti..!
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SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!.



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Shaadi Ke baad Patni Kaise badalti hai…

 Zara Gaur Kijiye

Pehle Saal: Maine kaha ji, Khana kha lijiye, Aapne kaafi der se kuchh khaya nahin!
😀

Dusre Saal: Ji Khana taiyaar hai, Laga dun?

Teesre Saal: Khana ban chuka hai, Jab khana ho tab bata dena…!

Chauthe Saal: Khana banakar rakh diya hai, Main bazaar ja rahi hoon, Khud hi nikal kar kha lena.
😛

Paanchve Saal: Main kehti hoon, Aaj mujhse khana nahin banega, Hotel se le aao.

Chhathe Saal: Jab dekho Khana khana aur khaana, Abhi subah hi to khaya tha.

Shaadi ke baad Pati kaise badalte hain.. Zara gaur kijiye.

Pehle Saal: Jaanu, Sambhalkar.. Udhr Gadda hai…

Dusre Saal: Arey yaar dekh ke, Udhar Gadda hai..
😛

Teesre Saal: Dikhta nahin udhar gadda hai..

Chauthe Saal: Andhi hai kya, Gadda nahin dikhta??

Paanchve Saal: Arey udhar kidhar marne jaa rahi hai, Gadda to idhar hai…



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Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.

Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.

Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi.


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Men will always be Men-
Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra.
Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all.
When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on.
Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said:
‘HARI OM’ and rest of them said- KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!


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Awesome Lines From School Days…
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“OYE! Tune Homework Kiya…. ? ?
“Nahi”
“Chal Sahi Hai Phir Sath Mein Bahar
Nikalenge.. 


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Full kameena pan..!!
1st frnd:- Bro can i use your phone
to call my grlfrnd..??
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2nd frnd:- Yeah sure, just hit
redial


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When a girl Is in her Mayka,
she stays like a RANI,
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Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh
LAXMI kehlati hai,
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Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte
BAI ban jaati hai.
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Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban jati hai



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No More Burgers 
Start Fafda, Handva, Jalebi and Dhokla !! Narendra Modi is coming !!!
More Burgers  Start Fafda, Handva, Jalebi and Dhokla !! Narendra Modi is coming !! After narendra modi Win
Election Commission confuse on counting !!

Narendra Modi effect / meme after winning !! Chunav Ayog / election commission confuse for counting

Choice of Women is so Important !!
Narendra Modi effect / meme after winning !! Aurat ke pichhe bhagne ke alag alag natije

Chai pe charcha ka results !!! Narendra Modi vs All !!!
Chai pe charcha ka results !!! Narendra Modi vs All !!!

Narendra Modi got 300 warrior !! Now time to Work !! 
Please give him time before asking any question !!
Narendra Modi got 300 warrior !! Now time to Work !!

Swagat nahi karoge hamara !!! Narendra Modi aa rahe hai Delhi !!
Swagat nahi karoge hamara !!! Narendra Modi aa rahe hai Delhi !!



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This is very very serious…….read carefully…

Prevent yourself and your spouse from diabetes. A couple married for 20yrs was recently diagnosed with diabetes. Findings showed that they both contacted the disease as a result of the names they called each other such as Honey, Sweety, Chocopie, Sweetheart, Jaanu, Shona and Laddu..

So please start calling your spouse by names ‘Karela’, ‘Hing’, ‘Hari Mirch’, ‘Pyaaj’, ‘Lassun’, ‘Bitterleaf’, ‘Lal Mirch’, ‘Bitterlemon’, ‘Adrak’….etc 
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Don’t laugh…..Share it 😜


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Guys BREAKING NEWS








Congress files an FIR against BJP for Gang Rape
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

#Verdict2014, #Election2014, Abki Bar Modi Sarkar !!!


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In India, everyone is expert about mobile problems..

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However, the most common solution would be
“Switch off kar ke ON kar THEEK ho jayega”



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Male Criteria for
Life Partner…

They Expect their Woman
to Look like “Miss Universe”
&
Work like”Shanta Bai…!!”
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Females’ Criteria for
Life Partner…. 

They Expect their Man
to Earn like …Ambani  
& Behave like
Manmohan Singh !!!!!

Dedicated to All Couples !!

😂😜😛😝😋


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Sonia Gandhi has urgently ordered a Paan from Varanasi for Rahul Gandhi

Because Khaike Paan Banaraswala, Khul Jaaye Bandh Akal ka Taala


Just for fun !!


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Hansa: are praful…… automatically matlab??
Praful: aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya
bolte hain…
Hansa: taklaa..
Praful: aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge….
Hansa: takli..
Praful: aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye
tou ussko kya bologi??
Hansa : auto mein takli… aare haan automatically!
Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Praful…😛😛😛😛😛

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Hansa: Prafoool, ye Senior or Junior ka kya matlab?
Praful: Hansaaaaaa samundra k najdik rehte hai wo (sea+near)
 = Senior
&
Jo Zoo k najdik rehte hai wo (Zoo+near) = Junior 

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Hansa: praful 
tournament matlab?? 

Praful: tournament hansaaaa yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai…

Bapuji: abey praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai.👺

Praful: bapuji ohh bapuji ek kaan me pehno to ornaments or dono kaan me pehno to two ornaments matlab tournament….😏

Hansa: haay haay bapuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata….😝👍😀🔫⚡😜😄🙏 😝😉☺ 


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Friend aur Best friend mai kya farq hai..???
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Friend kehta hai:” plz drive safe & Slow
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Best friend kehta hai:” Bhaga bhootnike
bhaga aage scooty
pe item ja rahi hai.


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Yesterday at 8:17pm
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, Apne boyfrnd ke liye, Shayari likhi…..
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
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Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA


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“”Boy Makes Teacher-Murga””

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now. …:::he he he 



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Modi PM candidate hai to BJP pure desh ko
muft chai pila rahi hai…
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Kaash Vijay Malya PM candidate hote…
“Agli baar…. Malya sarkaar ”



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Pyar kabi na krna pardesi se
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Rote Rote naina thak jayenge
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Pyar krna ho to karo hamesa padosi se
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Roj Balcony se darshan ho jayenge



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Agar pura bollywood loksabha election ke liye khada hua aur jeetkar bhi aaya to kya hoga?

Amitabh: Prime minister
Mallika and Bipasha: Cultural minister
Sunny Deol: Home minister
Salman: Road traffic minister
Aamir Khan: Social Development minister
Ekta Kapoor: Anti Superstition & Science minister
Katrina Kaif: Rashtriya bhasha development minister
Mahesh Bhatt: Foreign affairs minister
Shilpa Shetty: Anti Match Fixing ministry
Madhuri Dixit: Dental Health Minister
Bappi Lahiri: Gold and Coal minister
Akshay Kumar: Khel ministry
Sonakshi Sinha: Health Ministry
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Sanjay Dutt: Anti-terrorism minister!!

perfect matching for all bollywood actor and actress !!



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Ek baar Himesh Reshammiya aur Ravan aamne saamne aa gaye.

Himesh: Aap to Ramayan ke Ravan ho!

Ravan: Kaun ho tum?

Himesh: Mein ek singer hoon. (gana gakar sunata hai…oooo huzoorrr…tera tera tera sarrrooooor)

Ravan (khush hokar): Tum pehle kyon nahin mile? Mujhe tumhare jaise aadmi ki hi jaroorat hai.

Himesh: To iska matlab mera gaana aapko pasand aaya?!

Ravan: Nahin. Mera jo bhai hai Kumbhakarna, 6 mahine hue abhi tak soya hai. Use nind se jagana hai!!! Ab chalta hai ya uthake leke jau?!



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Santa : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya?
Kaisi Hai?

Banta : Rang Se Kali Hai or Kaan Se
Kam Sunti
Hai.. . .

Santa : Zara English Me Bta . . .
Banta : ‘BLACK-BERRY’ Hai…



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Nurse: Mubarak ho, Aapko teen bachche hue hain..

Santa: Yeh to hona hi tha, Filmein hi aisi dekhti thi.. Dhoom 3, Golmaal 3, Murder 3, Krissh 3…!

Nurse: Achcha hua, Delhi 6 nahin dekhi!!



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Bilkul fresh
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Chor aya , Tijori par likha tha 
“Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi”

Button dabate hi Police aa gayi. 

Police : Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai ? 


Chor : Maa kasam aaj insaniyat se vishwas uth gaya..😄😜

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Ravan ko court me laya gaya aur kaha :- Gita pe hath rakho.

Ravan bola :- Sala Sita pe hath rakha to itna matter hua. Ab Gita pe.

SORRY BOSS I’M NOT INTERESTED😜😜😜

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Doctor: Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai. I’m so sorry… 
Santa: Isme sorry ki kya baat hai Dr. Saab. Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-taise…😜😜😜😜😜
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😃Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi…
Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai..
Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon…!!
Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gawar, tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?
Jalao ji Jalao..😝😝😝😝😝.
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Santa: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye to usi doctor se shaadi kar lena… 
Biwi: Aisa Q kehte ho ji?  
Santa: To kya doctor ko maaf kar doon??  ☺☺☺☺☺☺            
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👳Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di…
Kyonki,
Ladki kunwari thi…
Sardar bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui, wo meri kya hogi…😜😜😜😜😜


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Husband texts to wife on cell..
“ Hi, what r u doing Darling? ”
Wife : I’m dying..!


Husband jumps with joy but types
“ Sweet Heart, how can I live without You ? ”


Wife : “ U idiot ! I’m dying my hair..”
Husband : “Bloody English Language !!!”


Husband wife whatsapp jokes



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Relative: Kya kar rahe ho aajkal?

Me: Jee, social networking.

Relative: Mera matlab jeene ke liye kya karte ho?

Me: Jee, Saans leta hoon. 



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Alia Bhatt in Arnab Goswami’s studio
Arnab Goswami: Alia, Who will win the elections?
Alia: Aam aadmi party because its ‘aam’ ka season

Arnab: What is the Capital of India
Alia: I

*facepalm*

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Scene: Alia Bhatt on Koffee With Karan 

Karan: Why did you intially reject ‘2 States’ before finally accpeting it later?

Alia: I was told that the movie would be named ‘2 States’, and I was like, look, lol I am not that dumb. I know there are three states – solid, liquid, gas.

Latest jokes on Alia Bhatt !!!



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‘Himesh Reshamiya’ & ‘Honey Singh’ Together In The Movie “Xpose”
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And They Say Acche Din Aane Waale Hai

Jhoothe Vaade 



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Sindhi to Marwadi:
“Aap kya lenge, thanda ya garam?”

Marwadi:
“Dono hi mangwado”

Sindhi:
“Sunti ho, 2 glass pani le aana.Ek freezer se aur doosra geezer se…….. 

Just for fun only !!



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Vijay Mallya : Yaar Is Team Ne Mera Chain, Neend, Hosh Sab Udaa Diya Hai

Sid Mallya : Sukhar Karo Papa, Humara Kuch To Udaa 



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When someone touches u & u don’t feel it ….it’s called ignorance……

When somegone touches u & u feel it ….it’s called love….

When no one touched u but u feel it …

” It’s called…”

KHUJLI !!!

Latest Whatsapp jokes funny 



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Wife:”Mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai .

Husband:”Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana,
Me pochu to kehna KORMA gir gaya.. .
Phir dosra bartan girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai..

fir Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le aao…
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Mehmano k aane k bad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai.. .

Husbnd:”Kya hua.. ??
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Wife: “maa bahen ek hogayi….. BC Daal hi gir gai ..



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Boy : pen hai?
Girl : nahi hai.

Boy : pen hai Pen ?
Girl : kaha na nahi he..

(thori Dare Bad)

Boy : pen he Pen ? pen ?
Girl : kitni Bar Kahun Nahi hai Ab Dubara Pucha To Hathoray Se Sar
Faad Dungi…

Boy : Hathora hai ?
Girl : nahi…

Boy : Acha Phir Pen hai Pen?? 



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Sabhi Shaadi Shuda Bhai Logo Ke Liye…

Arz Kiya Hai Ki

Soch Samajh Kar Naa Kee Jisne Shaadi, Saara Jeevan Bigad Liya

wah wah…

Soch Samajh Kar Naa Kee Jisne Shaadi, Saara Jeevan Bigad Liya

Aur Soojh Boojh Se Kee Jisne, Usne bhi Kya Ukhad Liya!! 😀



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MBA ki wife : Eji , Yeh inflation kya hai ?
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MBA : Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi , ab tu 42-40-48 hai!
Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai par phir bhi teri value kam hai.
Yahi INFLATION hai !!!

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Shared on whatsapp



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IMPROVE YOUR G.K.

1. National Sister- Mamta Banerjee

2. National Girlfriend- Sunny Leone

3. National Tension- Salman Khan’s Marriage

4. National Bachelor- Rahul Gandhi

5. National Dehshat- Sequel of Ra.One

6. National food- Kasam

7. National Struggler- Abhishek Bachchan

8. National Judge- Archana Puran Singh

9. National Mom- Sonia Gandhi

10. National Jamaai- Robert Vadra

11. National Book- Face Book

12. National Robot-Manmohan Singh

13. Natonal Bank- Swiss Bank

14. National God- Sachin Tendulkar

15. National Show- Comedy Nights with Kapil

16. National Tiger- Narendra Modi

17: National Time Pass: Whatsapp

  



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Ramesh aur Suresh ka interview tha

First Ramesh went for the interview

Q: Taleem?
Ans: B. A.

Q: INDIA kab Azaad hua?
Ans: koshish pehle se chal rhi thi par 1947

Q: AMERICA ka pm kaun hai?
Ans: bahut aaye aur gaye lekin ab OBAMA hai

SURESH ye sab sun raha tha usne teeno answers yaad
kar liye
1- B.A.
2- 1947
3- Obama

ab SURESH interview dene pahuncha

Q: Naam?
Ans: B.A.

Q: Kab paidaa hue?
Ans: koshish bahit jari thi par 1947

Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: waise to kitne aaye aur gaye lekin ab obama hai!!

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Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies.

He walked closer to him..
and played with his hair softly, sweetly

and….

BAAANNNG $%^&* Slapped his face…

and said:

“Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago” 😀  ðŸ˜›



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Ek baar Santa Singh ne ek MENDAK se puchha ki ‘Sardaro me dimag hota hai’?

Mendak bola: nahin, Aur paani mein kood gaya.

Santa Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi ? 😀  ðŸ˜›



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Papa- Aage kya karna hai..??

Honhar Beta: Bas, 10th me 97% Aa Jaye, to 2 Saal ki Tutions & then IIT, Fir Ek Saal ki aur Mehnat karke IIM me Jaunga, 20 Lacs Kaafi Hoga Shuruaat ke liye!!

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Nalayak Beta: Bas Iss Baar 10th Ho Jaye to Roadies se Bike Jeet ke launga, Fir Splitsvilla se Aapki Bahu!
Emotional Atyachar se Uska Character Certificate!
Achi Nikli to Theek,
Nahi to Kahaani Repeat!!!  ðŸ˜€



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Alok Nath has replaced Rajnikant and CID jokes and all memes!!

Enjoy these, Like n Share!

1. When alok nath was born, doctor said “badhai ho, babuji hue hain”

2. Alok Nath school mein bhi lunch box ke badle Prasad le jaya karte the

3. Alok Nath temple run bhi chappal utar kar khelte hain

4. Alok Nath has no friends because he turns “Dosti into Rishteydaari”

5. Alok nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis.

6. Alok Nath celebrated bachelor party in Vaishno Devi.

7. Alok Nath had all senior citizen privileges since he was 6 years old.

8. The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar

9. Alok Nath has such a personality that sometimes his wife calls him bhaisahab!

10. Alok Nath was the first person to call Parle as ParleG

11. In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter’s wedding.

12. Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension

13. Alok Nath reads “All Indians are my brothers and sisters” as “All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis”.

14. Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of the Girl who is yet to be born!

15. Alok Nath’s WhatsApp shows : “Last seen doing Kanyadaan at …”

16. When you type Alok Nath on Google search, “I’m feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”

17. Alok Nath wants Facebook to add ‘Aashirwad’ button.

18. Alok naths morning tea is made with Gangajal

19. Alok naths watch displays only Achchha and Bura Samay

20. Alok Nath convinced Sunny Leone to quit porn.!

21. Alok Nath’s Caller Tune is ‘Babul ki Duaayein Leti Jaa…’

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Alok Nath CV Reads as:-

Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan

Skills- Sanskaar

Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done

Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!



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Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…?

Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun.

Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…?

Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun.. 😛



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Unique Relation of Brother&Sister –

After end of fight “Tune shuru kiya tha”

When one of them get scolding “Maza aya?”

When Sister got to know about Bro’s Gf “Batade warna sabko bata dungi”

When Bro got to know about Sis’s Bf “Abhi salle ko bata k aata hu”

When Bro is going for Date “Mast impression jamaiyo bhai”

At Bros marriage “Bhabhi, bhai bhaut tang karta hai”

At Sis’s marriage “Aur meri behan ko tang kiya toh bas tu samaj lena”

This special Love between Bro & Sis make this Relation the best in the World 



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Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student: Wrong question.
Pakistani student: No Way.
American student: It’s strange, how is it possible
Indian Rajnikant solved it:
Two / Ten
=wo/en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2
Maths ka itihaas hila dala.
RASCALA MIND IT



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Shaadi Ke baad Patni Kaise badalti hai… Zara Gaur Kijiye

Pehle Saal: Maine kaha ji, Khana kha lijiye, Aapne kaafi der se kuchh khaya nahin!

Dusre Saal: Ji Khana taiyaar hai, Laga dun?

Teesre Saal: Khana ban chuka hai, Jab khana ho tab bata dena…!

Chauthe Saal: Khana banakar rakh diya hai, Main bazaar ja rahi hoon, Khud hi nikal kar kha lena. 

Paanchve Saal: Main kehti hoon, Aaj mujhse khana nahin banega, Hotel se le aao.

Chhathe Saal: Jab dekho Khana khana aur khaana, Abhi subah hi to khaya tha.

Shaadi ke baad Pati kaise badalte hain.. Zara gaur kijiye.

Pehle Saal: Jaanu, Sambhalkar.. Udhr Gadda hai…

Dusre Saal: Arey yaar dekh ke, Udhar Gadda hai..

Teesre Saal: Dikhta nahin udhar gadda hai..

Chauthe Saal: Andhi hai kya, Gadda nahin dikhta??

Paanchve Saal: Arey udhar kidhar marne jaa rahi hai, Gadda to idhar hai…

😀  ðŸ˜›



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Daya: My god, he is dead.

ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.

Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jaane se hui hai. 



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5 things that make Indians happy

-Buy 1 get 1 free
-Flat 50% off
-Tatkal Ticket confirmation
-Winning Cricket match
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-Wife not at home”

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Sunny Leone Ne Tailor Ko Ek Rumaal De Ke Kaha, “Meri 3 Dress Bana Dena.”
Abb Aap Tailor Ka Confidence Dekho… “Madam, Baaki Kapde Ka Kya Karu?”



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Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho?
Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.

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Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water,
Mom: You come and drink.
Boy: please Mom.
Mom: if you repeat, i’ll slap u.
Boy: When you come to slap me, plz bring the water….. 😀

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Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu .

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Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!.. LOL 😀

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Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu… 😛

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Beta: Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa: Bilkul marte the
Beta: Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi..??

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A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:
“Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself..
I Have My Own Problems!” 🙂



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Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..?

Girl: Kya..?

Boy: Acchi film hai na..?

Girl: Kutte ke bacche..!

Boy: What..?

Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!!

Moral – Jaise ko Taisa 😀



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Baap (Bahot Gusse me):”
Sharab, Cigarette,
Ladkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan
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Beta (Proudly):” Jo Insaan Apne
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Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa..”;):p


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Dost : Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya ? 
Husband : Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas.. 
ghutno pe. 
Dost : kya baat kar raha hai.. 
Husband : aur nahi to kya.. 
Dost : Fir Kya Boli ? 


Husband : Boli Palang k Neeche se baahar aa jao, 
Ab Nahi Maarungi!


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Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha..

Boy was not in the city,
So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.

He called her up,
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho!

While delivering florist thought,
Ye aaj ka mera sabse achchha customer hai,
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE mein de deta hoon,
So he gave 30 instead of 20!

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Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua o_O 😀

Samaz me aya !! Thoko comment !!
whstapp jokes



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Wife ne apni Maa ko phone kiya:

Mammy mera unse jhagda ho gya hai,
main 3-4 mahino ke liye ghar aa rahi hoon….

Maa ne aisa jawab diya, ki chaunk jaoge..!!

Wife ki Maa boli:

Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya he toh saza bhi use hi milni chahiye,
Tu wahin ruk main 5-6 mahine ke liye aa rahi hoon..  ðŸ˜€

whatsapp jokes



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A 5 year old son was crying.

Dad came & asked:
Why are you crying? Tell me, I’m your friend naa..

Son:
Kuchh nahin yaar..
Zara sa Horlicks kya nahi piya, teri ITEM bhadak gayi!!



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Teacher ne Pappu se puchha: Beta tumhari umra kya hai?

Pappu: Ghar me 7 saal, School mein 5 saal aur railgaadi / bus me 3 saal 😀

whatsapp pappu jokes



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Teacher: Agar Tum tumari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo Kitne Wapas Degi ??..

Student: Kuchh Bhi Nahi…

Teacher: Kya Tum Itni si bhi Maths Nahi Jante ??

Student: Sir, Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante!!



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This is real story from Delhi.

Ek ladka aur Ek Ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the…

Lekin ek din Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya, usne gusse mein Bijli se chalne wali aari ko, ladke ki Gardan par rakha diya.

Wo aari ladke ki gardan ko kaatne hi wali thi ki achanak light chali gayi…

Aur paas mein khadi ladki chillayi..

Agar Sachcha hai Aapka Pyaar
To Sath Hai Dilli / Delhi Sarkar!!! 😀

whatsapp funny jokes love



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Himesh Reshammiya ka kutta ghar se bhag gaya

dusre kutto ne pucha tu kyun bhaga ?

Kutta : sala raat ko gane ki practice khud karta hai, subah log mujhe marte the….

whatsapp jokes



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Husband: Call Me Shonu
Wife: mera Shona Babu….

H: arrrrre.,,,Call Me Sweetheart
W: my sweetu … Sweetheart….

H: ufffff …… Call Me Honey..
W: Mera hannu darling ….

H : O pagal aurat, call kar mujhe, balance nhi hai
W: Oho … ok ok… Abhi karti hoon!



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Height of Facebook Status :

-“Suhaag Raat hai…Ghunghat uttha raha hoon mai !”

– 87 likes 

-1 comment :
“Bhai update karte rehna…
Hum online  hai
 😝😝😝😝😝😝😂😂😂😂


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The best advertisement line against Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries n all junk fud:- 

“Few moments on Lips, Forever on Hips!!”
😜😜😜😜😜😜


A good medical QUOTE:-
Obesity is not because it runs in the family!!!!!
It is because, no one runs in the family!!!!!
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Injection room ke Bahar Notice Board- “Koi mar nahi jata Injection lagwane se Ghalib… Bas, Uthne-Baithne ke andaz badal jaate hai..!!”
💉💉💉😄😄😄


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” I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me.”




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MORAL: Engineering boys never open their book!😜
Dont laugh alone pass it on…..👹👹😂😂😂😂😂😂


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Girl:- awwww, howzz eww..?? Supzz..?? Uah dp is so kew..!! Talking to eww afterr xuch a long time..xoxo:)


Boy:- sabse pehle to tu Guthka thuk ke type kar… 
😂😂😂😜


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Very CONFIDENT

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Teacher:If u tell me that where is GOD then i’ll give u 100 rps.
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Student:I’ll give u 200 rps if u tell me ANy place where god doesn?t exist…



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Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home n Washing Clothes

Man 2: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason!! 



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A Story for Girls!!

A girl fell down from the 20th floor..

A boy caught her on 15th floor and asked her “Will you hug me?”

She replied, “of course not”

The boy dropped her,She was caught on the 10th floor by a boy

He asked her “will you kiss me?”

She replied “No way”

He dropped her too,

She prayed for a last chance, Boy held her on the 5th floor She immediately said, “Okay I will hug you and kiss you”

The boy dropped her saying, “Bad Girl, you better Die”

MORAL: EVERY BOY IS NOT THE SAME…!! 

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Search for ‘Bewakoof’ gags on Playstore and share laughter with your friends and family!!



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ये एहतियाते मोहब्बत तो जी नहीं जाती
के तेरी बात तुझसे कही नहीं जाती

तेरी निगाह भी कैसी अजब कहानी है
मेरे अलावा किसी से पढ़ी नहीं जाती



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Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum.
Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum.
juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai,
Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.



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Humare dilki gehrai ko koi samjh paya hi nai,
Kitne tanha hain hum koi jaan paya hi,
Kisi ko humari kami mehsoos ho,
Khuda ne hume aisa banaya hi nai…


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Aye Zindagi tu mujh se dagha naa kar,
Mein Zinda rahu yeh dua naa kar,
Koi dekhta hai meri jaan ko to hoti hai jalan,
Aye Hawa tu bhi usse chua naa kar.


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Aap ki DOSTI ka sila her haal main daingay,
Koi maangay yeh DOSTI to usay taal daingay.
Agar dil nay kaha k tum BEWAFA ho,
To qasam say is DIL ko bhi SEENAY say nikal daingay.


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Dil Ki Dhadkan Ko Dikhaya Nahi Jaata
Mohabbat Mein Lagi Aag Ko Bhujaya Nahi Jaata
Yun To Lakh Judai Ho Pyar Mein
Phir Bhi Zindagi Ka Pehla Pyar Kabhi Bhulaya Nahi Jaata



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Dil Mein Gul Khilaye Thhe, Umeed Mein Baahaar Ke,
Baahaar Na Aayi Hum Ko Khiza Mili,
Gulistaan Ujad Gaya, Na Jaane Koun Se,
Gunahon Ki Hum Ko Yeh Saza Mili.


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Chand Bhi Apse Jalta Hoga,
Jab khabhi app ki hansi ko dekta hoga,
Kitni Pyari jheel Si Ankhen Hain App Ki,
Badnaseeb hai wo katra-e-Ansu,
Jo En Pyari Ankohon Se Girta Hog



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Hum tumko nigahon me is tarah chupa lenge
Hum tumko nigahon me is tarah chupa lenge
tum chahe bacho jitna hum tumko chura lenge
tere aashiqui me jaana dunya bhula denge
tum chahe bacho jitna hum tumko chura lenge


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Muje yaqiin to nahi magar yehi such hai…
k main tere waste umrein guzaar sakta hoon…
aisa nahi ke tujhe jitane ki khwahish hai…
me tere wasate khud ko bhi haar sakta hoon..


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Motivational Shayari

Sach kaha hai kisi ne ke.
Waqt ke sath har koi badal jata hai.
Galti uski nahi jo badlta hai,
Galti uski hoti hai jo pehle jaisa reh jata hai.



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Kaash kuch khushiyaan kar pate aapke naam
Kaash ye timtimate taare kar pate aapko salam
Kaash ye behti hawayein de pati aapko ye paigaam
Ke aapse hi toh banta hai humare pyar ka jahan


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Dard Bhari Dosti Shayari

Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,
aur na karenge kisi se waada,
par kya kare hum dost mila itna pyara,
ki hume karna hi pada dosti ka waada.



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Kisi ka nind chura k
Khud soo jana achhi baat nahi,
Pyaar k raah mein humsafar ban k
Chood jana achhi baat nahi…



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Jaan se bhi zyada aapko pyaar karte hain
Yaad aapko din-raat kiya karte the
Ab un raahon se guzar rahe hain
Jahan baith kar aapka intzaar kiya karte hain



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Mai Talashti Hoon Apne Pyar Ko
Kahin Toh Hoga, Koi Toh Hoga
Jo Pukarta Hoga Mere Naam Ko
Inn Wadiyon Se Puchti Hoon
Uske Ghar Ka Pata
Koi Toh Hoga Iss Jahan Mein
Jo Mujhe Bhi Dhoonta Hoga Apni Yaadon Mein
Koi Toh Hoga Jo Karta Hoga Mera Bhi Intezar
Koi Toh hoga Jo Hoga Mere Liye Bhi Beqarar
Jiska Dil Bhi Dhadakta Hoga Mere Dil Ke Saath
Woh Manzil Bhi Mujhe Pukarti Hogi
Woh Raaste Bhi Mujhe Dekhte Honge
Koi Toh Hoga Jinki Baahon Ko Hoga
Sirf Mera Hi Intezar


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Rose is famous for grace…….
Advocate is famous for his case………
Horses are famous for race………
But you are famous for smile on your face…….


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Ho Hamsafar sath to chalne ka maja kuch aur hai

Ki Jalti shama ke sath jalne maja kuch aur hai

Yun to raat taro bhari bhi khoobsurat hoti hai

Ho sath chandni ke chand to maja kuch aur hai

Phulon ki khushboo se mahke hai gulshan kai

Ho jab us khushboo se nasha maja kuch aur hai

Tu mere sath nahi hai phir bhi mere sath hai

ho jab tere bhi aise halat to maja kuch aur hai



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Zindagi ko na bana le wo saza mere baad
Hausla dena unhe mere Khuda mere baad
Haath uthate huye un ke na koi dekhega
Kis ke aane ki karenge wo dua mere baad



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Bana Lein ge Tumhein Apna Zara Tum Sabr To Karlo,

Mujhe Duniya Se Larrna Hai Zara Tum Sabr To Karlo,

Tumhare Bin Kisi Ko Sochna Mumkin Nahi Jana,

Yeh Jeewan Tum Bin Adhoora Hai Zara Tum Sabr To Karlo,

Yeh Duniya Chhorr De Mujhko Mujhe Parwah Nahi Iski,

Faqat TumKo Hi Pana Hai Zara Tum Sabr To Karlo,

Tum Apne Dil Ki Basti Mein Mujhe Aabad Hi Rakhna,

Bohat Bardasht Hai Mujh Mein Zara Tum Sabr To Karlo…



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Chiragon ko aur tej kar do
kyunki roshni bahut kam hai
aur main tamaam umar tera intezaar kar longa
phir bhi yeh gam rehega ki
“Zindagi kam hai”


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Mujhse Wo Pehli Nazar Ek Daastaan Keh Gayi
Jo Bhi Zubaan Keh Saki Na Wo Ye Bezubaan Keh Gayi
Phir Mere Khwabon Mein Aakar Tune Meri Neendo Ko Churaya
Phir Mere Dil Mein Samakar Tune Dil Ko Diwana Banaya



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Mujhe Kisi Se Mohabbat Nahi Tere Siwa
Kisi Ki Zaroorat Bhi Nahi Tere Siwa
Meri Nazar Ko Thi Talash Jiski
Kisi Ke Paas Vo Surat Nahi Tere Siwa..



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I am not supposed to Love YOU….
I am not supposed to care….
I am not supposed to live my life wishing YOU were there….
I am not supposed to wonder where YOU are and what YOU do….
I am sorry I can’t help myself,
I am in love with YOU….!!!!



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Shukra kar ki tu aaya uski nigah mein,
baksh dega woh tera har karam, teri ek aah mein.
Jo mitaa dega apni hasti usey paaney ko,
Teri hasti hogi kubool uski panah mein.



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Intezar Rehta Hai Har Shaam Tera,
Raatein Kat Te Hai Le Le Ke Naam Tera,
Muddat Se Baithi Hu Ye Aas Pale,
Shayad Ab Aa Jaye Koi Paigam Tera.



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Hindi Love SMS

Aapke labo par sada khilte gulab rahe,
khuda na kare aap kahi udas rahe ,
hum apke pas rahe na rahe,
jinhe aap chaho woh sada aapke pass rahe..



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Dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti,
Ki rooh ke ye zakhm bhar gaye hote,
Yeh zindagi to aap ki amaanat thi warna,
Hum to kab ke mar gaye hote!!


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Dil ka kaam hai dharkana mohabbat khata hai aankhon ki,
Aankhen toh khataa kar deti hai bhugtaan dil karta hai.
Rokiye apni nigahon ko…har kisi se kyon takraati hain;
Na takraati nigahen…na pyaar hota, na takleef hoti akele tadpne ki,
Ab shikaayat kaisi ke dil pareshaan karta hai.


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Meri jaan se bhi pyare ho tum,
mere tamam hasraton ki manzil ho tum,
mere dil ki har khushi ho tum,
barson tarsi jis pyar ko me,
us pyar ka arman ho tum,
meri jaan se bhi pyare ho tum…



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Aap to CHAND ho jise sab yaad karte hai,
Hamari kismat to TAARON jaisi hai,yaad to dur
Log apni khwahish ke liye tutne ki fariyad karte hai…..


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Roshni ka nisab lgti ho
tum mujhe aftab lgti ho

gul sa chehra chupa k anchal me
khushbuon ka hijab lgti ho

apne lab ki haseen sitron se
shairi ki kitab lgti ho

sari duniya ka husn dkha hy
ab b tum lajwab lgti ho

tm ko chaha hy tot kr me ne
kachi umron ka khwab lgti ho

monfarid is trhan ho kaliyon me
koi khila gulab lgti ho..



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Dekho to awaz dekar paas apne paoge….
Aaoge tanha magar tanha nehi jaoge….
Dur reh kar bhi tumhi par rehti hai apni nazar….
Hatho se hum tham lenge jab bhi thokar tum khaoge..!!



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Koi kehta hai pyaar nasha ban jata hai….
Koi kehta hai pyaar saza ban jata hai….
Par pyaar karo agar sachche dil se….
To wo pyaar hi jine ka waja ban jata hai..!!


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Tera Husn Ho, Mere Ishq Ho,
Toh Phir Husn-o-Ishq Ki Baat Ho,

Kabhi Main Milon Kabhi Tu Miley,
Kabhi Hum Milein Mulaqat Ho,

Kabhi Tu Ho Chup Kabhi Mein Hoon Chup,
Kabhi Dono Hum Chup Chaap Hoon,

Kabhi Gaftugu, Kabhi Tazkare,
Koi Zikar Ho, Koi Baat Ho,

Kabhi Wisal Ho Toh Din Ko Ho,
Kabhi Hijar Ho Toh Woh Raat Ho,

Kabhi Main Tera Kabhi Tu Meri,
Kabhi Ik Dujay K Hum Hoon,

Kabhi Sath Main Kabhi Sath Tu,
Kabhi Ik Dujay Ka Sath Ho,

Kabhi Jeet Ho Kabhi Maat Ho,
Kabhi Phool Ho Kabhi Dhool Ho,

Kabhi Yaad Ho Kabhi Bhool Ho,
Na Nashaib Hon, Na Faraz Hon,

Na Zameen Ki Koi Na Falak Ki Koi,
Na Hi Wajood Ho na Hi Zaat Ho,

Sirf Tera Husan Ho Mera Ishq Ho,
Meri Aankh Ho Teri Zaat Ho…..!!!!



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सपनो में मेरे चुपके से आया है कोई..

धीमे से एक गीत गुनगुनाया है कोई..

मैंने तो आँखों को अपनी बंद रखा था..

फिर भी मेरे दिल में समाया है कोई..

लब पे मुस्कान है चेहरे पे ख़ुशी छाई है..

बन के खुशबू हर तरफ महकाया है कोई..

अब मुझे होता है जिन्दगी जीने का अहसास..

मेरे जीवन में बन के ख़ुशी छाया है कोई..



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जिसकी धुन पर दुनिया नाचे, दिल एक ऐसा इकतारा है,
जो हमको भी प्यारा है और, जो तुमको भी प्यारा है.
झूम रही है सारी दुनिया, जबकि हमारे गीतों पर,
तब कहती हो प्यार हुआ है, क्या अहसान तुम्हारा है.

जो धरती से अम्बर जोड़े , उसका नाम मोहब्बत है ,
जो शीशे से पत्थर तोड़े , उसका नाम मोहब्बत है ,
कतरा कतरा सागर तक तो ,जाती है हर उमर मगर ,
बहता दरिया वापस मोड़े , उसका नाम मोहब्बत है .



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Mana Wo chor gaye Apne nishaan to magar,
Uske peeche jaaon main kyu, Koi wajah to ho..
Main jaaoon to knhi rook jayein wo kya pata,
Wo laut ke aa jaye knhi aisa na ho…

Us se har pal Khush rahne ka wada hai yun to,
Uski yadoon ke Gulisatn ki mahak taza hai yun to,
Jise Bhoolne ki ho rhi har mumkin koshish Idar,
Wo yaad na ajaye knhi Aisa Na ho..

Hai mahol me kashish aur waqt ashiqui ka hai,
hai Nazar ke saye aur surrur Mehfil ka hai,
Hai har paimane pe yun to naam kisi shaks ka,
aaj main peyoon aur badnaam wo ho jaye knhi aisa na ho……

Main jaaoon to knhi rook jayein wo kya pata,
Wo laut ke aa jaye knhi aisa na ho…



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Udaas Logon ki Bastion mein.
Wo Titlion ko Talash Kerti..

Wo Gol Chehra Wo Kali Aankhain..
Jo Kerti Rehti Hazaar Baatain..
Mizaj Saada Wo Dil Ki Achi..

Wo Aik larki..

Wo Mohabbaton K Nisaab Janay..
Wo Janti Hai Ehad Nibhanay..
Wo Achi Dost Wo Achi Saathi..

Wo Aik Larki..

Wo Jhootay Logon Ko Sacha Samjhay..
Wo Saari Duniya ko Acha Samjhay..
Wo Kitni Saada Wo Kitni Pagli..

”Wo Aik Larki’…



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Sahil Pane Ka Bas Hume Intejaar Hai
Isliye Dil Me Ummid Ki Kiran Barqurar Hai
Woh Aur Honge Jinki Kashtiyan Doobti Hongi
Hume To Apne Samandar-E-Ishq Pe Aitbaar Hai…


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Tumse rooth kar jaayein bhi to kahaan………?
Har jagah ye ehsaas hota hai ki mana rahe ho tum Humein.

Tere-mere darmiyaan sirf ho ek paani ki boond…..
jise chookar ye lage ki sardi ki oos ka apna ek alag hi Ehsaas hota hai…

Kehne ko to har lamhaa kiya tha naam uske iss Dil ne,,,
Sirf chand lamhoon ka faasla hi taye nahin kar paaye hum…

Hum kehna jo bhi chahte they wo alfaaz aaaj ruk gaye……….
Kyonki Dil ko laga ki Kitni door se chalkar mera pyaar aaj aaya hai….



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Ek Pari Si Lardki Aksar,.
Kuch Aise Mere Paas Aati,.

Uski Sohbat Mein Doob Gaya Main,.
Chaand Sitaaron Mein Kho Gaya Main,.

Baat Kare To Khush Kar Jaaye,.
Uske Bagair Ab Jeeya Na Jaaye..

Phoolon Si Wo Nazook Lardki..
Hai Raahat Is Bachain Dil Ki,.

Pariyon Ki Fitrat Usme Basi Hai,.
Wo Lardki Nahi Zindagi Meri Hai,.



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Apne haathon ki lakiron mein basa le mujhko
main hoon tera toh naseeb apna bana le mujhko,

Mujhse tu puchne aaya hai wafa ke maani
ye teri saadaa-dili maar na daale mujhko,

Khud ko main baant na daalun kahin daaman-daaman
kar diya tune agar mere hawaale mujhko,

Waada phir waada hai main zehar bhi pee jaaoon
shart ye hai koi baahon mein sambhaale mujhko.



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In Nafraton Ki Deewaro Ko Todega Kaun,
Agar Digaj Nahi Karenge To Pehl Karega Kaun,
Is Duniya Mein Bahot Raste Hai Chalne Ki Liye,
Agar Sach Ke Raste Na Chala to Mujhe Yaad Karega Kaun,
Har Azadi Se Pehle Marna Padta H,
Agar Marne Se Dar Gaya To Mujhe Azad Karvavega Kaun…



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Toofan mein tash ka ghar nahi banta,
Rone se bigda muqaddar nahi banta,
Duniya ko jitne ka hosla rakho,
Ek haar se koi faqeer aur ek jeet se koi sikandar nahi banta…



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If there was a shop of happiness
And If I knew about it
I would buy every happiness for you
Even if my life be the price of it..!

Kaash koi khushiyon ki dukaan hoti
Aur mujhe uski pehchaan hoti
Khareed leta har khushi aapke liye
Chahe uski keemat meri jaan bhi hoti..!



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Maa Baap Shayari

Nind apni bhula ke sulaya humko,
Aansu apne gira ke hasaya humko,
Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasvir ko,
Zamana ma-bap kehta hai jinko…



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Punjabi Love Shayari

Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan,
Eh na samjhi tenu bhulai baithe haan,
Duriyan ki karan giyan dur sanu,
Jad ruh vich hi tenu vasai baithe han…



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Good Night Shayari SMS

Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt sms kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us
Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum…



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 Invitation Card Shayari

Zindagi Ka Matlab Aapne Bata Diya,
Har Gam Ka Matlab Aapne Samjha Diya.
Aap To Ro-Kar Bhi Apne Gamon Ko Halka Na Kar Sake,
Humne Khushi Ki Aaadh Mein Apne Ghamon Ko Chupa Liya…



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 अरमान शायरी

जब भी मैं तेरे सामने होता हूँ;
ना जाने क्यों ऐसा लगता है;
यह वक़्त यहीं थम जाए;
ज़माना ना जाने क्यों इतना तेज़ बहता है।



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कितने परवाने जले, राज ये पाने के लिए,
शम्मा जलने के लिए है या जलाने के लिए,
रोने वाले तुझे रोने का सलीका भी नही,
अश्क पीने के लिए है या बहाने के लिए,
आज कह दुँगा शब-ऐ-गम से…
रोज आ जाता है कमबखत सताने के लिए,
मुझको मालुम था आप आऐंगे मेरे घर लेकिन..
खुद चला आया हुँ मैं याद दिलाने के लिए..



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Punjabi Love SMS

ਨਿਕੀ ਜਿਹੀ ਗਲ ਨੂੰ ਉਹ ਦਿਲ ਉਤੇ ਲਾ ਗਈ
ਏਨੇ ਗੁੜੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਨੂੰ ਓਹ ਪਲਾਂ’ਚ ਭੂਲਾ ਗਈ
ਆਵੇਗੀ ਜਰੂਰ ਜਦੋ ਰਜ ਗਈ ਧੋਖਿਆ ਤੋਂ
ਫੇਰ ਪਛਤਾਓ ਕਿ ਯਾਰ ਨਗੀਨਾ ਕਿਓ ਗਵਾ ਗਈ



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Republic Day SMS

Baat Yeh Hawaaon Ko Bataaye Rakhna
Jahaan Roshan Hoga, Diye Jalaaye Rakhna
Ki Hai Hifaazat Lahoo Dekar Jiski Humne
Mann Mein Sada Uss Tirange Ko Basaaye Rakhna…


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रोमांटिक एसएमएस

ना जाने वो कौन इतना हसीन होगा,
आपके हाथ में जिसका नसीब होगा,
कोई आपको चाहे ये कोई बडी बात नहीं,
जिसको आप चाहो वो खुश नसीब होगा..


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 हिंदी कविता

वो आपका पलके झुका के मुस्कुराना;
वो आपका नजरें झुका के शर्मना;
वैसे आपको पता है या नहीं हमें पता नहीं;
पर इस दिल को मिल गया है उसका नज़राना।



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Mere Dil Ne Jab Bhi Dua Mangi Hai
Tujhe Mangi Hai Teri Wafa Mangi Hai
Jis Mohabbat Ko Dekh K Dunia Ko Rashk Aye
Tere Pyar Karne Ki Wo Adda Mangi Hai..



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हिन्दी शायरी

दिल तड़पता रहा और वो जाने लगे
संग गुज़रे हर लम्हे याद आने लगे
खामोश नजरो से देखा जो उसने मुड कर
तो भीगी पलकों से हम बी मुस्कराने लग



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सिर्फइशारोंमेंहोतीमहोब्बतअगर,
इन अलफाजों को खुबसूरती कौन देता?
बस पत्थर बन के रह जाताताज महल
अगर इश्क इसे अपनी पहचान ना देता..



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New Year SMS in English

May You Have The Pockets Of Happiness,
That Will Attract All The Good Wishes, This Year,
I Am Putting First Wish In It,
By Wishing You A Very Happy New Year!



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Sad Love SMS

Tanhaai le jaati hai jaha tak yaad tumhari,
Wahi se shuru hoti hai zindagi hamaari,
Nahi socha tha chahenge ham tumhe is kadar,
Par ab to ban gaye ho tum kismat hamaari. #LoveSMS



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Sad Love Shayari in Hindi

Zindagi mein mohabbat ka khumar kya hota hai,
Dil se dilbar ka milaap kya hota hai,
Tum toh bewafa ho tumhe kya pata,
Ke pyaar ka haseen ahsaas kya hota hai?


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हिंदी में दर्द भरी शायरी

प्यार करके जताए ये जरुरी तो नहीं
याद करके कोई बताए ये जरुरी तो नहीं
रोने वाले तो दिल में ही रो लेते है
आँखों में आंसू आए ये जरुरी तो नहीं….



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Two Line Shayari on Beauty

Tu Dekh Ya Na Dekh, Tere Dekhne Ka Gham Nahi;
Par Teri Ye Na Dekhne Ki Adaa Dekhne Se Kam Nahi! #Love#Shayari



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Happy New Year 2014

जो बीत गया सो बीत गया, काहे याद ना तू भुलाये रे;
कट जाता जीवन उसकी खोज में, जिस सफलता के हित तू है बिछाए रे;
भूल जा काल को, नए साल में अब नए गीत बनाये रे... #NewYear


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Aaj raat aapko machchar nahi kaat sakte bcoz
my Good Night will take care of you..
BUT cheenti kaat sakti hai bcoz
Wish You Sweet Dreams.. #GoodNight


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Sorry to disturb you
at this time of the night.
If you are awake and free,
could you please do me a favour.
Please delete this message and sleep.
GOOD NIGHT..! #GoodNight


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Welcoming A New Year Is A Blessing,
Take It Positively And Bless Others With It.
Let Your Actions In 2014
Bless Others And Do No Harm To Others.
Good Bye 2013 And May You Have A Blessed 2014. #NewYear #2014


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I Might Not Have Achieved All My Goals This Year
Sonnet Year Twill Make A Deadline.
Add Some More Confidence And Determination
And Block Out Negativity Criticisms
And Other Obstacles From Those Around Me. #NewYear #2014


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पयार भरी शायरी

कहीं अंधेरा तो कहीं शाम होगी,
मेरी हर खुशी तेरे नाम होगी,
कभी माँग कर तो देख हमसे ऐ दोस्त,
होंठों पर हँसी और हथेली पर जान होगी..


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Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai,
Subah uthay to diwali aagai..
Socha send karon aap ko diwali sms,
Daikha to aap ki miss call already aaegi


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Aandhiya Gum Ki Chali To Sanwar Jaunga,
Main Tera Julf Nai Joh Bikhar Jaunga,
Yaha Se Udunga Toh Ye Mat Pucho Kaha Jaunga,
Mai Toh Dariya Hu Yaro Samundar Me Sama Jaunga.



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तारों में अकेले चाँद जगमगाता है,
  मुश्किलों में अकेला इन्सान डगमगाता है,
काँटों से मत घबराना मेरे दोस्त,
  क्योंकि काँटों में ही एक गुलाब मुस्कुराता है



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आँखो से लफज़ो को दिदार मत करना,
  खामोशी से महोब्बत का इज़हार मत करना,
रह ना सको किसी के बिना…
  इतना भी किसी से प्यार मत करना…



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इस दुनियाँ में सब कुछ बिकता है,
 फिर जुदाई ही रिश्वत क्युँ नही लेती?
मरता नहीं है कोई किसी से जुदा होकर,
 बस यादें ही हैं जो जीने नहीं देती.. …



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कुछ सोचूँ तो तेरा ख्याल आ जाता है,
कुछ बोलूँ तो तेरा नाम आ जाता है,
कब तक छुपालुँ दिल की बात..
उसकी हर अदा पर मुझे प्यार आ जाता है। …



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इतनी आसानी से कैसे भुल जाता है कोई,
रह-रह कर क्यों याद आता है कोई,
उमर भर याद करता रहेंगे आपको,
देखते है कब तक हमें भुलाता है कोई.. …



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Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi us ke paas hai…



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दूरियाँ बढ़ाने को जब दिल मचलने लगे,
किसी और का साथ रास आने लगे,
तन्हाई में ठहर कर तलाशना मुझे,
जब भी हर ओर अँधेरा सा छाने लगे.



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आरजू-ऐ-सफर का जब हमने इरादा किया,
साथ चलने का उसने वादा किया,
कुछ उसको रास ना आई वफा की बातें,
कुछ ऐतबार हमनें भी ज्यादा किया…


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तेरी इस दुनियां में ऐसा मंजर क्यों है ?
कही जखम तो कहीं पीठ पर खंजर क्यों है?
सुना है कि तू हर जर्रे-जर्रे में रहता है..
तो फिर जमी पर कहीं मस्जिद और मन्दिर क्यों है?
जब रहने वाले इस दुनियां के है तेरे ही बन्दे..
तो फिर कोई किसी का दोस्त और कोई दुश्मन क्यों है?
तू ही लिखता है जब सवका मुकद्दर…
तो कोई बदनसीब और कोई मुकद्दर का सिकंदर क्यों है?


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इतनी आसानी से कैसे भुल जाता है कोई,
रह-रह कर क्यों याद आता है कोई,
उमर भर याद करता रहेंगे आपको,
देखते है कब तक हमें भुलाता है कोई..


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