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A man is driving down the road ๐Ÿš—and breaks down near a monasteryโ›ช.

He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down.
Do you think I could stay the night?

the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner๐Ÿš๐Ÿฒ, even fix his car๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿš—.

As the man tries to fall asleep๐Ÿ’ค, he hears a strange sound๐Ÿ’ฌ.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say,

We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.

The man is disappointed๐Ÿ˜ž but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way๐Ÿš—.

Some years later,

The same man breaks down in front of the same monasteryโ›ช.

The monks again accept him, feed him๐Ÿš๐Ÿฒ, even fix his car๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿš—.

That night, he hears the same strange noise ๐Ÿ’ฌthat he had heard years earlier.

The next morning๐ŸŒž, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can’t tell you๐Ÿ˜ถ. You’re not a monk.

The man says, All right, all right. I’m dying to know.๐Ÿ˜–

If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?

The monks reply, You must travel the earth ๐ŸŒand tell us how many blades of grass ๐ŸŒพthere are and the exact number of sand pebbles๐Ÿ”Ž When you find these numbers,

you will become a monk.

The man sets about his task.

Some 4โƒฃ5โƒฃ years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monasteryโ›ช.

He says,

I have traveled the earth๐ŸŒ and have found what you have asked for. There are

145,236,284,232 blades of grass๐ŸŒพ and

231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth๐ŸŒ.

The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk๐Ÿ˜‡.

We shall now show you the way to the sound๐Ÿ“ก.

The monks lead the man to a wooden door๐Ÿšช where the head monk says,

The sound is right behind that door.

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked.

He says, Real funny. May I have the key๐Ÿ”‘?

The monks give him the key๐Ÿ”‘, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone๐Ÿšช.

The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key๐Ÿ”‘, and he opens it, only to find a door ๐Ÿšชmade of ruby.

He demands another key ๐Ÿ”‘from the monks, who provide it.

Behind that door is another door๐Ÿšช, this one made of sapphire,

So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,

silver,

topaz,

and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, This is the last key๐Ÿ”‘ to the last door.

The man is relieved to know end๐Ÿ.

He unlocks the door๐Ÿ”“,

turns the knob,

and behind that door he is amazed ๐Ÿ˜ณto find the source of that strange sound๐Ÿ“ก

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โ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ถBut he can’t tell you what it is because you’re not

a monk
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I am still finding who created this ..๐Ÿ˜ก forward n enjoy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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